Previously on Adam Riff™:
Which one of my football teams will torment me more this season: my Bruins or my Bears? I'm picking Chicago. I've got a bad feeling about this season.
After losing Jay Cutler, the (then 7-3) Bears lost their next five (out of six remaining) games.
After losing to a 6-6 Illinois team that closed with six losses in a row, the Bruins became the first team to finish 6-8 in FBS history.
The Bears lost to a 4-7 Chiefs team on a Hail Mary.
UCLA lost to USC 50-0.