Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

7. Elegant Dinner Party (Archer, S03E08)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • I didn't recognize Louise "Nurse Ratched" Fletcher as Peg Gallagher (Shameless [USA], S02E06)
  • "Your coochie smells of brimstone and sulfur!" (Shameless [USA], S02E06)
  • "Can I be honest with you? I am not the reason that your life is a piece of crap. You came out of me a loser!" (Shameless [USA], S02E06)
  • "My parents suck too." (Shameless [USA], S02E06)
  • "Your mama's getting horny. She won't fuck with you in the house." (Angry Boys, S01E11)
  • "My sister is waiting for us in China. What is gonna happen to her if we don't go get her?" The re-cast son on Smash is comically terrible (S01E02)

(Adventure Time, S03E13b)

(Glee, S03E13)

  • Viennetta (Glee, S03E13)
  • Cougar Town – I don't get it.
  • "I'm from Tottenham! You don't mess around with people from Tottenham." (The River, S01E03)
  • "Where do people use cash?!" Cut to Dewey in a strip club (Justified, S03E05)
  • "Every group needs a Dave."
    "Yes, like in Dave Matthews Band! Carter Beauford is the Dave." (Happy Endings, S02E14)
  • "You getting mugged just proves what I said to you on the phone – New York is a selfish filth monster and eventually it gets all of us. It's Ghostbusters 2 all over again."
    "No, my getting mugged was New York doing what she does best – calling a great man to action. It's the original Ghostbusters all over again." (30 Rock, S06E08)
  • "You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: 'Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up / There's nothing you can do.'" (30 Rock, S06E08)

  • Why is "Guest" formatted in a different typeface? (Parks and Recreation, S04E15)
  • "Remember me as the man who pulled down the screen." (The Office, S08E15)
  • "Anderson's three pillars of retail – crucial, so important. [pause] Next. …Are there any questions?" (The Office, S08E15)
  • "We'll smash the furniture like he was chasing you around all rape-y. Fortunately, he's Italian, so that shouldn't be too hard to sell." (Archer, S03E08)
  • "Potato, podildo." (Archer, S03E08)
  • "The classic Irishman's dilemma: Do I eat the potato now or let it ferment so I can drink it later?" (Archer, S03E08)
  • "A pot of coffee just like I like my women – black, bitter, preferably fair trade." (Archer, S03E08)
  • JWoww's outfit (Jersey Shore, S05E07)
  • "You invite Reggie Jackson, you have to consume anything with his name on it."
    "This scotch is disgusting also. This is Reggie-brand scotch, isn't it?"
    "It's called 'Reg-otch.' That's the thing that really bothers me…" (The Life and Times of Tim, S03E10)
  • Edgy Tim Meadows (The Life and Times of Tim, S03E10)
  • Jackass' Danger Ehren on Portlandia (S02E07)
  • "How often a week are you licking shit?" (An Idiot Abroad, S02E05)
  • "White butler's really into it." (Saturday Night Live, S37E15)


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