11. Kenny eulogizes Shane [feat. Candlebox and Pearl Jam]
(Eastbound and Down, S03E04)
Honourable Mention
- Magical Adventures 1, 2, 3 (Eastbound and Down, S03E04)
- McFerrin Versus Winslow (Key and Peele, S01E07)
- Security Breach (South Park, S16E01)
Stray Observations
- Rachel's meltdown over salami (The Amazing Race, S20E04)
- "Ironic detachment is great. Nothing means anything!" (Bob's Burgers, S02E01)
- Bob hiding his erection (Bob's Burgers, S02E01)
- "Why is Taff stuck on dad?" (Bob's Burgers, S02E01)
- "I'd like to thank this brick and Questlove." (Bob's Burgers, S02E01)
- Cyndi Lauper's parody of "The Goonies 'R' Good Enough" (Bob's Burgers, S02E01)
- Stevie's nonchalant erection at the beach (Eastbound and Down, S03E04)
- Supercut idea: Stevie's sex scenes (Eastbound and Down, S03E04)
- Better clobbering: Michael [with an ashtray] or Liv? (Luck, S01E07; Skins, S06E08)
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"Best friends don't yell at each other."
"Sure they do. What about the Three Stooges? Or the Car Talk guys?"
"Rizzoli and Isles!" (Raising Hope, S02E16) - "All a crystal is is rock poo." (New Girl, S01E16)
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"If you come back to us, I'll let you clean my room."
"The white whale?" (New Girl, S01E16) - Of all the slime-covered, naked individuals to drop out of a giant cocoon Bruce Greenwood is not my first choice. (The River, S01E07)
- "Social awkwardness is often the curse of genius." (Justified, S03E09)
- Manny the Mustang (Modern Family, S03E18)
- "Hey, if Degrassi's on the field, play ball, am I right? Sorry. Proud of the wordplay, not the message." (Happy Endings, S02E18)
- "That was the most hilarious near death experience I've ever seen, and I've seen Anthony Anderson play tennis." (Happy Endings, S02E18)
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"Is that the Kurt Russell speech from Miracle?"
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"Now she's doing Goonies. She's all over the place." (Happy Endings, S02E18) - "'Webster's Dictionary defines'? That's the Jim Belushi of speech openings. It accomplishes nothing, but everyone keeps using it and nobody understands why." (Community, S03E11)
- "Siri, kill Jenna." (30 Rock, S06E12)
- "Astronaut training sucks complete ass – literally. What is the deal with all the enemas?" (Archer, S03E12)
- "Uh… Smoke bomb!" (Archer, S03E12)
- Archer riding Cyril into vomit (Archer, S03E12)
- "Fuck you, space." (Archer, S03E12)
- "Forget about JournalFace.net, and check out TheWorldAroundYou.Life!" (Delocated, S03E07)
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