Live Stream: The Avengers

The Hunger Games, The Cabin in the Woods, The Avengers, Snow White and the Huntsman, The Expendables 2 – the Hemsworth brothers are ubiquitous this year. They are the Harbaughs of cinema.

Why did Cat Cora just pop in my head?

Oh. Expendables 2 cast members as Iron Chefs.

Christopher Nolan sure likes large vehicles colliding into things.

Not digging the title card typography.

Security-wise, S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters = CTU headquarters.

Person in the front row: Everyone can see you using your smartphone.

Is that Harry Dean Stanton?

Evidently, that is a portal to Linkin Park's video for "In the End."

This would be more interesting if the portal unleashed all the creatures in The Cabin in the Woods.

J.J. Abrams : lens flares :: Joss Whedon : reflections.

That pseudo tracking shot and that shot of Thor's hammer and Captain America's shield boomeranging were cool, but the action in this film has mostly felt inert.

According to Wikipedia, Loki is a SUPERvillain. Way to bury him. Vince McMahon would be proud.

Didn't Iron Man also fly into space at the end of Iron Man?

Had Loki not intentionally surrendered, Hawkeye would not have invaded the Helicarrier, and thus Black Widow would not have discovered how to de-hypnotize people and known how to de-hypnotize Selvig, and thus Selvig would not have revealed how to shut off the device and close the portal.

Iron Man 3 Scene Idea: Stark uses Hulk's body as a green screen.

Thanos? I was hoping it would be M. Bison.

The Avengers 2 Gag Idea: Nick Fury drives a minivan with stick figure Avenger decals on the rear window.

Chris Cornell will never write a song better than "Blow Up the Outside World."

This shawarma coda is mint. I think I'd prefer The Avengers as a sitcom. Six friends hang out regularly at a shawarma shop and banter…

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