Bad Scene, Everyone's Fault

Picnic on a Stick – Pieces of delicious spicy fried chicken alternate tater tots and slices of dill pickle. Repeated three times on a stick then dipped in batter, rolled in bread crumbs, and fried until golden brown, this picnic wouldn't be complete without its choice of BBQ sauce, ranch, or honey mustard.

Fried Samoas – A Samoa wrapped in a wonton skin and fried, then drizzled with chocolate, caramel, and coconut.

Fried Sugar – Sweet sugar cubes are dipped in pancake batter, then popped in the fryer until golden brown. Topped with creamy caramel sauce.

Idea: Put "people love us on Yelp" stickers on homeless people's signs.

Rory: It can't possibly be "faggy."
Jon: "Faggay"? Like "Timmay."

Jon: "Faj," "vaj." "Fa-jay," "va-jay." Alotta Fage.
Rory: According to Wikipedia, it's pronounced fa-yeh. The G is a Y.
Jon: Why not brand it in America then as Faye?
Rory: "Fey" yogurt may as well be "faggy" yogurt.

Jon: Jon Gu.

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