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Pitchfork and The A.V. Club publish separate year-end lists for metal albums.
Why don't metal albums merit main list consideration? Are they not albums? If you prick them, do they not bleed? Someone who thinks metal is dumb might see a metal album on an "albums of the year" list, listen to it, and dig it.
Free association:
I know, I know, most staff members probably don't listen to metal.
Affirmative action for year-end music lists!