Wayne Newton or 311

Every time I see Hank Azaria as Gargamel in ads for The Smurfs 2, I die a little inside. See also: Jennifer Aniston's striptease in ads for We're the Millers.

His chola brows are so distracting.

Kenny is played by an English actor, so not only are American actors not manly enough anymore, they're not unmanly enough either.

Variety recently taped an Emmy Studio Lead Actor Drama panel, and only one of the five panelists was American. I was surprised to learn that the lead on Rectify is Australian. Fooled me…

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