46. Lance Reddick! (The Eric Andre Show, S02E07)
Honourable Mention
- Lady Gaga and R. Kelly! (Saturday Night Live, S39E06)
Stray Observations
- "I want a magic vibrating club just like any other boy!" (Bob's Burgers, S04E04)
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"I'm one semester away from graduating."
"Oh Pud, there are no jobs out there." (Bob's Burgers, S04E04) - "Here's a magazine about jugs. Their secret is they love pottery?" (Bob's Burgers, S04E04)
- "You'll never get a better family dentist who's in your provider network!" (Bob's Burgers, S04E04)
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"I will cut him from nave to chops."
"You'll find the meat tough, doctor." (Boardwalk Empire, S04E10) - "A real man knows there's only one direction to face, and that's fucking forward." (Eastbound and Down, S04E07)
- "April's different. She's a white person." (Eastbound and Down, S04E07)
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"You can fucking catch me dead before I goddamn go caroling, all right? That shit's for Christians and retards."
"You've got lonely eyes, Kenny. I can see it."
[scoffs] "Not lonely. Just went on a fucking coke binge last night. I'm tired." (Eastbound and Down, S04E07) - "Y'all are gonna sit here and cry about a wolf when I got Nobu catering this shit?" (Eastbound and Down, S04E07)
- "Why are the kids wearing veils?" (Eastbound and Down, S04E07)
- "My dick is a little bitch!" (Eastbound and Down, S04E07)
- "Fame, fortune, power, titties – people say these are the most crucial things in life." (Eastbound and Down, S04E07)
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"It wasn't as small as we were expecting."
"You wanted Anne Frank's place to be smaller?"
"In the book, she says how cramped it is. But it's actually quite spacious." (Hello Ladies, S01E07)
(China, IL, S02E08)
- "It's apocryphal what this man is telling these children." (Sleepy Hollow, S01E07)
- "I look like Arsenio." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S01E08)
(Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S01E08)
- "I thought I could handle my brown." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S01E08)
- "Guess who got a trainer? I'm gonna look like Barry Bonds." (New Girl, S03E08)
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"It's easy as peanuts? That's not an expression."
"Peanuts is an acronym. PEANUTS stands for: Physical Education Activity Nuts." (New Girl, S03E07) - "What's up, Jason Street?" (New Girl, S03E08)
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"It says 'no MSG' on the menu. It also says it with the… What do you call the circle with the diagonal line?"
"It's the Ghostbusters thing."
"It says it with words, and it says it with the Ghostbusters thing." (New Girl, S03E08) - "Chinese food menage." (New Girl, S03E08)
- "Ironside!" (New Girl, S03E08)
- "Thomas and Abel will not be raised by you. What you do now will determine how we deliver that message. 'Mommy moved away' or 'mommy passed away'?" (Sons of Anarchy, S06E10)
- "You think I did that? I look like the Taliban to you?" (American Horror Story, S03E06)
- "When I plant a fat ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted." (American Horror Story, S03E06)
- "That's how Xbox people are." (South Park, S17E07)
- "Let these Sony fucks wallow in their limited voice control functionality." (South Park, S17E07)
- "Sony people don't think with logic." (South Park, S17E07)
- "You know what you get for pre-ordering a game? A big dick in your mouth." (South Park, S17E07)
- "Moist is the classy wet." (The League, S05E11)
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"Get this. I just asked the DJ what R.E.M. albums he has. He's got Monster, but not Automatic for the People."
"Wow."
"I know! It's like, what is this, a mid-'90s party? No, it's an early '90s party." (Parks and Recreation, S06E06) -
"You said you were like Chuck Norris."
"I am, but I'm like Chuck Norris now." (Parks and Recreation, S06E06)
(Parks and Recreation, S06E06)
- "No matter what happens, you will never acquire my thinking PJs, or my YouTube blazer." (Parks and Recreation, S06E07)
- "Our ratings are lower than the final episode of M*A*S*H." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S02E15)
- "You [Jim Gaffigan] have a very famous joke about crepes. I was wondering do you have any future jokes about other handheld foods?" (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S02E15)