Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

2. Jumping Jacks (Enlisted, S01E01)

Stray Observations

(Sherlock, S03E02)

  • "A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious, and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world." (Sherlock, S03E02)
  • Pulp Fiction reference (Sherlock, S03E02)
  • "Bland, boring Jessica. If she were a spice, she'd be flour. If she were a book, she'd be two books." (Bob's Burgers, S04E09)
  • "This moment is so chill and absent of drama, I want to call it 'Tim Duncan.'" (New Girl, S03E11)
  • "You look like a Boyz II Men Easter album." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S01E12)

(Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S01E12)

  • "Don't quote Die Hard." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S01E12)
  • "I didn't take you for a tennis fan, Mr. Crowder, but the only reason I can see you calling at this hour is to discuss Azarenka's last match." (Justified, S05E01)
  • "Can I get you a blow job or something?" (Justified, S05E01)
  • "I start arresting girls, how's that for business, Dewey? You and Wade the only two pussies in this whorehouse." (Justified, S05E01)
  • "It's called growing up and having your own interests, like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose."
    "Wow. Using my own movie against me. [claps] Let's hear it for the boy." (Modern Family, S05E11)
  • "I'm a huge Eminem fan. When's he get here?"
    "Marshall? You're not his type." (American Horror Story, S03E10)
  • "Put out that cigarette. Now stick it in your vagina." (American Horror Story, S03E10)
  • Patti LuPone drinking bleach (American Horror Story, S03E10)
  • "It's like what Sir Ian McKellen said to me the day I sold my boat to Karl Lagerfeld: 'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'" (Parks and Recreation, S06E10)
  • "Is it done? Well, how many times did he turn the paper over? Oh… That is disappointing." (Parks and Recreation, S06E10)
  • "Enrique Shockwave." (Parks and Recreation, S06E10)
  • RT: #ParksandRec fans have a new pilgrimage site in Paris. (Parks and Recreation, S06E10)
  • "'Jonas Morehouse. Your fat.' Your fat? Why did you put that?"
    "Let me see that. It's supposed to be 'your father.' Damn fool ran out of space."
    "He should have managed his space better." (The Spoils of Babylon, S01E01)

(The Spoils of Babylon, S01E02)

  • "No one likes an ironic name!" (Enlisted, S01E01)


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