So… You have to pay to read The Onion in Taiwan.

"Only $0.99 for the first month" – how Comcastic.

Exploring Taipei gastronomically has been somewhat challenging, as Eater doesn't have a "Top 38 Restaurants" list or "Where to Eat Now" heat map for the city, and Yelp doesn't support Taiwan, which confounds me, as all I ever see on Yelp is reviews by Asian people.

The local equivalent of Yelp is, heh, iPeen, but it's in Chinese, and Google Translate, well…

I've contemplated expatriating to create an English-language Eater-like blog network for Asia. An impossible task, I know.

Hung-Poo is a real estate development company in Taiwan.