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Midway point!

26. Red Wedding 2 (24, S09E09)

Honourable Mention

America's Most Killer Burgers & Aukerman's Most Wanted Killer (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E08)
12 Years a Slave Auditions 1 (Loiter Squad, S03E07)
12 Years a Slave Auditions 2 (Loiter Squad, S03E07)
12 Years a Slave Auditions 3 (Loiter Squad, S03E07)
Kel the Creator (Loiter Squad, S03E07)

Stray Observations

"It's not weird, it's brothers." (Enlisted, S01E13)
"Who's your Lori Loughlin?" (Enlisted, S01E13)
"Why is this punch brown?"
"It's gin and chocolate milk, dawgs." (Enlisted, S01E13)
"I'm the Beyoncé of this platoon, man."
"I'm the Anne Heche." (Enlisted, S01E13)
Enlisted Season Grade: C+
The best part of this show is the opening credits (Halt and Catch Fire, S01E04)
Shame that Eva Green isn't eligible for an Emmy this year (Penny Dreadful, S01E07)

(Frankenfood, S01E01)

(Frankenfood, S01E02)

"I am the President of the United States of America and I just gave you an order."
"I am not American citizen. This is not America." (24, S09E09)
"Get ready. Margot may have set up a perimeter." (24, S09E09)
Barry's father couldn't buy out a better aircraft? Where are the showers and lie-flat seats? (Tyrant, S01E01)
Tyrants love Aerosmith! (Tyrant, S01E01)
"Look, Em, there's a Subway" – not sure if product placement… (Tyrant, S01E01)

(Loiter Squad, S03E07)

Who is that Asian dude on the show this season? (Loiter Squad, S03E07)
"I'm not a slave, I'm me!" (Loiter Squad, S03E07)
"You must not know who I am. I'm all that!" (Loiter Squad, S03E07)
Why doesn't Red just escape through the grate in the greenhouse? She knows a human can fit inside… (Orange Is the New Black, S02E07)
"Ugh. It's full of Fleet Foxes and shit!" (Orange Is the New Black, S02E07)
"If you're not building a future, that's because you don't believe there is a future. You've given up on yourself. You're a loser." (Orange Is the New Black, S02E07)
"No one gives a shit about old ladies. We remind everyone that they're gonna die." (Orange Is the New Black, S02E08)
Mule Variations! (Orange Is the New Black, S02E09)

Looking forward:

We declined our second-year option on Ray Donovan.