When the gas runs out, just wreck it

Jon: You replaced your front lawn with fake grass?
B: And back lawn. I'm tired of paying to maintain them. I mean, when was the last time you used your front lawn?
Jon: Just earlier today. I, uhh, cut across it to reach my front door quicker.
B: [pause]
Jon: Do fake lawns affect property value?
B: Not when you live near the Googleplex.

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