Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

5. Marshawn Lynch and Rob Gronkowski Play "Mortal Kombat X" With Conan O'Brien (Conan, 01-29-15)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "I'm still planning to get some retribution. I got her a parting gift."
    "Tickets to Wicked?"
    "In Boston. Have fun watching some chubby Chenoweth knock-off warble her way through 'Popular.'" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E14)
  • "When I was alone in her office, I changed her auto-correct. Now when she types 'Wunch,' it gets replaced with 'butt.'" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E14)
  • "We call him 'Carlilingus.'" (Shameless, S05E03)
  • "Do we get paid on the holiday?"
    "No. None of the holidays. Not the tree one, the president one, the war one, and definitely not the one for the blacks." (Shameless, S05E03)
  • "You date-raped me."
    "We were on a date?"
    "No, Debbie, you statutory raped yourself. I could go to jail."
    "I don't understand."
    "Friends don't rape friends." (Shameless, S05E03)
  • "You lost your virginity?"
    "Does it count if it's rape?" (Shameless, S05E03)
  • "Listen, Debs, a million guys would kill to be raped by you." (Shameless, S05E03)
  • "I hope you die in a puddle of diarrhea." (Shameless, S05E03)
  • Writing off characters like it's the UK Shameless (Shameless, S05E03)
  • "Wait, you're paying this butt brain?"
    "My butt does have brains. They're called 'turds' and they're smarter than you." (Bob's Burgers, S05E10)

(Looking, S02E03)

  • "Was Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy?" (Parks and Recreation, S07E05)
  • "The only contract I've ever signed is my Mulligan's Steakhouse club card, and even then I used a fake name – Les. Les Vegetables." (Parks and Recreation, S07E05)
  • "Paul Reiser salmon." (Parks and Recreation, S07E06)
  • "Just about hit me, now you're gonna sling foul utterances in my direction?" (Justified, S06E02)
  • "How do you know I was with a guy if you ain't been following me?"
    "I'm not following you."
    "Are you saying you ain't following me like you don't know what I'm saying, or are you just repeating this bullshit about you ain't been following me?"
    "I'm not following you?" (Justified, S06E02)
  • "You know what I was thinking about today? The Franklin sandwich at Denver Biscuit Company." (Justified, S06E02)
  • "Jocks, they peak in high school, all right, but nerds, they become Skrillex." (Workaholics, S05E03)
  • "Hov, hangin' with Mr. Cooper, Asian girl laughing." (Workaholics, S05E03)
  • "I love eating sashimi, but I would rather eat sashi-you." (Workaholics, S05E03)
  • "Half-black equals full black, and that's not my rule, that's society's rule. That's why Drake could say the N word a million times and everyone's like, 'I love this song.'" (Workaholics, S05E03)
  • "She's obviously valuing both of her Filipino and black heritage equally. So if anything, she's a full-bodied 'pino noir." (Workaholics, S05E03)
  • Frusen Glädjé (The Americans, S03E01)
  • Kama Sutra (The Americans, S03E01)
  • Jake "The Snake" Roberts singing "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit (Lucas Bros. Moving Co., S02E03)
  • Arsenio Hall's private jet, the Arsenium Falcon (Lucas Bros. Moving Co., S02E03)
  • "We'll go with you to Los Angeles."
    "But that's only because you referenced Martin." (Lucas Bros. Moving Co., S02E03)
  • The taxi driver from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air opening credits (Lucas Bros. Moving Co., S02E03)
  • YG as the voice of Olmec (Lucas Bros. Moving Co., S02E03)
  • "I'm a little disappointed. I thought that she would care so much about handmade costumes." (King of the Nerds, S03E02)
  • "REITs aren't sexy." (Shark Tank, S06E16)
  • $75 for Forza 5 (Banshee, S03E04)
  • "Jesus. Call the police."
    "Uhh, he is the police." (Banshee, S03E04)


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