Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

29. Point Pleasant Police Department (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, 07-16-15)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • None of the acronyms are acronyms (King of the Nerds UK, S01E01)
  • "Glove box. Take a cure." (True Detective, S02E04)
  • "You have one of the largest auras I've ever seen." (True Detective, S02E04)
  • "Black rage goes a long way. Sometimes your worst self is your best self." (True Detective, S02E04)
  • Season one adversary: Apple. Season two adversary: Nintendo. (Halt and Catch Fire, S02E07)
  • "Apparently, Richard Sherman challenged Money Mayweather to a bare knuckle brawl in Vegas last night." (Ballers, S01E04)

(The Strain, S02E01)

  • "WWE's version of the All-Star Game" = Randy Orton/Ryback vs. Sheamus/Big Show (WWE Raw, 07-13-15)
  • "We need to eat with our eyes, and, uhhh, that looks like a stuffed condom. Ground beef and strawberries do not go – ever." (MasterChef, S06E10)
  • "There's a saying: 'The devil's at his strongest while we're looking the other way,' like a program running in the background silently while we're busy doing other shit – 'daemons,' they call them. They perform action without user interaction – monitoring, logging, notifications, primal urges, repressed memories, unconscious habits. They're always there, always active. You can try to be right, you can try to be good, you can try to make a difference, but it's all bullshit, 'cause intentions are irrelevant. They don't drive us – daemons do. And me? I've got more than most." (Mr. Robot, S01E04)
  • Hackers watching Hackers (Mr. Robot, S01E04)
  • "I bet you right now some writer's working hard on a TV show that'll mess up this generation's idea of hacker culture." (Mr. Robot, S01E04)
  • Keith David voicing a fish (Mr. Robot, S01E04)
  • ♫: SchoolBoy Q – "Hell of a Night" (Mr. Robot, S01E04)
  • Wizard name Stephendorf (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S04E22)
  • "You're going to eat him with my face?" (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "What will you do after you've eaten me?"
    "You could wreck some foster homes and torment some children."
    "Ohh, and drink martinis made with tears." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • Pig surrogate (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "He helped us milk you." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "The most stable elements appear in the middle of the periodic table, roughly between iron and silver. Between iron and silver – I think that's appropriate for you." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "When it comes to you and me, there can be no decisive victory."
    "We are a zero-sum game." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "You delight in wickedness and then berate yourself for the delight."
    "You delight; I tolerate. I don't have your appetite." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "I want you to know exactly where I am, and where you can always find me." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "Hey, White Trash Federline, tell your girl to be more polite."
    "Fuck off, Sam. Federline is White Trash Federline!" (Orange Is the New Black, S03E09)
  • "I hate papaya!" (Orange Is the New Black, S03E10)
  • Felonious Spunk (Orange Is the New Black, S03E12)
  • "It's like you're Madame Curie, but stupid." (Orange Is the New Black, S03E12)
  • "We gotta get some miso." (Orange Is the New Black, S03E12)
  • Orange Is the New Black Season Grade: C


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