Front-loading washers terrify me during spin cycles. They sound like they're out of control.
C-I-R-G-I-N seems like how a white female pop star or a Psychopathic Records artist might spell "surgeon," but I've never seen it spelled that way.
"iHeartRadio" is the cool dad-iest of corporate names. If that's what Clear Channel chose to re-brand as, imagine the names that were rejected.
related: TGI Fridays' Appley Madison campaign
My cousin Wayne lives in Taiwan. Whenever we see each other, the first thing he does is feel my stomach to gauge how fat I am.
Professional cyclists have their own fat test – they squeeze each other's asses.