Pancake Breakfast

Front-loading washers terrify me during spin cycles. They sound like they're out of control.

C-I-R-G-I-N seems like how a white female pop star or a Psychopathic Records artist might spell "surgeon," but I've never seen it spelled that way.

"iHeartRadio" is the cool dad-iest of corporate names. If that's what Clear Channel chose to re-brand as, imagine the names that were rejected.

related: TGI Fridays' Appley Madison campaign

My cousin Wayne lives in Taiwan. Whenever we see each other, the first thing he does is feel my stomach to gauge how fat I am.

1 Comment

  1. John 01 Oct 15 at 14:54

    Professional cyclists have their own fat test – they squeeze each other's asses.


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