High-Value Millennial Male

John Carpenter headlining a music festival #welcometo2016

Your move, Coachella.

This is Trent Reznor in 10 years, right? Quake, Lost Highway, The Social Network, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Call of Duty: Black Ops II, Gone Girl

Topical Halloween costumes are the lowest form of humour.

I think the Burger King Kids Club Gang would be a nifty group Halloween costume.

An oral history of why there was no Asian kid in this seemingly very inclusive gang. All they had to do was colour the nerd's hair black!

In a 2015 incarnation of this gang, Kid Vid would be wearing an Oculus Rift, Snaps would be Snapchats, Boomer would be riding a "hoverboard," and either Jaws or Lingo would be gay.

Rory: 2015 Burger King Kids Club Gang:

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