Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

44. Porn? (Nathan for You, S03E03)

Honourable Mention

  • Jessica tries to punish the teen boys (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E05)
  • Devil's Night dinner (American Horror Story, S05E04)

Stray Observations

  • "He's clearly the rejected Pop-Tarts mascot, Harry Pop-tart." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E05)
  • "My waffle xylophone on the cheese man."
    "My lip reading is not flawless." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E05)
  • Rickroll! (The Leftovers, S02E04)
  • ♫: Lo-Fang – "You're the One That I Want" (The Leftovers, S02E04)

(The Last Man on Earth, S02E05)

  • "Look at this dumb outfit I borrowed from Melissa. This needs, like, a pineapple on it, or a giraffe, or children sliding down a rainbow. I mean, this is not me." (The Last Man on Earth, S02E05)
  • "So I pulled a gun on him – you guys know I do that from time to time." (The Last Man on Earth, S02E05)

"A mallet. That's, uhhh, useful." (Gotham, S02E06)

  • "Say, you wouldn't by any chance be Mike Milligan and the Kitchen brothers, would you?
    "You make us sound like a prog rock band." (Fargo, S02E03)
  • "We're a very friendly people."
    "Pretty unfriendly, actually. But it's the way you're unfriendly, how you're so polite about it, like you're doing me a favour." (Fargo, S02E03)
  • "I am not a crook." (Fargo, S02E03)
  • "Don't you want to experience the one thing white people do better than us?"
    "Begging for candy in a disguise to hide your shame?" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E05)
  • "I'm going as Humpty Hump from the Digital Underground."
    "I love Burger King bathrooms!" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E05)
  • "Tic Tacs to the face! Tic tacs in your face!" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E05)
  • "She's so cool."
    "I bet she drinks Zima." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E05)

"UPS delivery lamb. Nice costume, Emery. You too, Evan. A lazy goalie."
"Go on. Deliver that goalie." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E05)

(Fresh Off the Boat, S02E05)

  • "Aren't you embarrassed? A grown woman dressed as a pig?"
    "I'm Miss Piggy. Kermit's girlfriend?"
    "Pigs don't date. Pigs feed a crowd at a reasonable price." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E05)
  • The Mask = "Jazz Gumby." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E05)
  • "Jeff friggin' Lynne…" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E05)
  • "What are thooooooose?!" (Black-ish, S02E06)
  • "They're just children. They don't have arts programs. They can't help themselves." (Black-ish, S02E06)
  • "Your refrigerator game has exploded in the last 5-7 years." (Black-ish, S02E06)
  • 1999: Tweek vs. Craig. 2015: Tweek x Craig (South Park, S19E06)
  • "Wow. Our town has only had a Whole Foods for three weeks and we already have our first gay kids." (South Park, S19E06)
  • "The Asians decide who's gonna be gay?" (South Park, S19E06)
  • Karaoke video (South Park, S19E06)
  • "He's a genius, like Galileo or Peter Frampton." (American Horror Story, S05E04)
  • "I don't eat salad."
    "Jeffrey likes dark meat." (American Horror Story, S05E04)
  • "What am I supposed to do without a quarterback?"
    "I dunno… Pick up Andy Dalton off the waiver wire."
    "You know that I'm a card-carrying member of the ADL."
    "What is the ADL?"
    "The Andy Defamation League, where I get together with a group of people and talk shit about Andy Dalton." (The League, S07E08)
  • "We missed you at the bibimbapluck." (The League, S07E08)
  • The book is available on Amazon for $11 (Nathan for You, S03E03)
  • "Chapter 9: Baboons." (Nathan for You, S03E03)
  • "A while ago, I was working with a jungle child. His name was Dendy. He was a great inspiration for me. Unfortunately, he tragically died when baboons kidnapped and ate him." (Nathan for You, S03E03)

(Nathan for You, S03E03)

  • "I'm just about to haul noogies." (Ash vs. Evil Dead, S01E01)


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