Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

48. Staple Gun (Getting On, S03E03)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "A doula is someone who supports you emotionally and physically and coaches you through the process."
    "Oh, I see. So sort of like a vaginal Gandalf." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E08)
  • "Prayer circle by the solar panels." (The Walking Dead, S06E07)
  • "I'm coming." (The Last Man on Earth, S02E08)
  • I call for a moratorium on using "Perfect Day" by Lou Reed (The Last Man on Earth, S02E08)
  • Why does computer-generated blood still look so terrible? (Into the Badlands, S01E02)
  • "She just wants to promote her homeopathic vaginal cream made out of oyster shells, Cocoa Puffs, and hummus." (Getting On, S03E03)
  • "The world is not at war with women."
    "I'm in Pakistan. Shoot me in the head. I'm in India. Rape me. I'm in Saudi Arabia. Don't let me drive. I'm Kenyan now. Cut out my genitalia. I'm a Filipino nanny in Dubai. Beat me." (Getting On, S03E03)
  • "Who wants to man my anal horn booth?" (Getting On, S03E03)

(WWE Raw, 11-23-15)

(WWE Raw, 11-23-15)

  • ♫: Jethro Tull – "Locomotive Breath" (Fargo, S02E07)
  • RT: One of the murdered Gerhardt affiliate characters was named Roost Bolton (Fargo, S02E07)
  • "In astronomy, the word 'revolution' means 'a celestial object that comes full circle,' which, if you think about it, is pretty funny, considering here on Earth, it means 'change.'" (Fargo, S02E07)
  • "Walk her out, huh?"
    "What about you?"
    "I'm not saying don't come back…" (Fargo, S02E07)
  • "So this need for conquest, you know, trying to own things that aren't meant to be owned…"
    "Like people?"
    "That's an example…" (Fargo, S02E07)
  • Ron Swanson is "The Breakfast King of Loyola," heh (Fargo, S02E07)
  • RT: Because nothing says "we are totally not transporting drugs and weapons" like naming your business Legit Trucking (Fargo, S02E07)
  • ♫: White Denim – "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)" (Fargo, S02E07)
  • "Timothy Olyphant is…Rake Grinder." (The Grinder, S01E08)
  • "The Big Easy…just got hard." (The Grinder, S01E08)
  • "That's not a baby bump. That's a poo belly!" (Scream Queens, S01E10)

Arnold Schwarzenegger's son (Scream Queens, S01E10)

  • "When you next look at this liquid, you will realize that it's not whiskey you've been drinking your whole life, but your mother's feces."
    "Sometimes this comes a bit too easily to you." (The Knick, S02E07)
  • Ping Wu orgasming while sucking Bono's daughter's toes (The Knick, S02E07)
  • "You should be pregnant!" (The Knick, S02E07)


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