49. Hostage (Fargo, S02E08)
Honourable Mention
- Hanzee's not gonna take it anymore (Fargo, S02E08)
- What's happened to South Park is happening everywhere (South Park, S19E09)
- Joey Ryan and Danshoku Dino (Highly Questionable, 12-03-15)
- Red and blue (Nathan For You, S03E07)
- Santa Baby (Saturday Night Live, S41E07)
Stray Observations
- "Want a baby carrot? You can't cry while you eat them. It's impossible." (The Leftovers, S02E09)
- ♫: Sturgill Simpson – "The Promise" (The Leftovers, S02E09)
- "Here he is, Reuben Sidsey, author of the book Anus." (Getting On, S03E04)
- Dawn's Jackie O outfit (Getting On, S03E04)
- "It's just a cheap attempt to rob me of my research, take my crown based on stolen and invented stool." (Getting On, S03E04)
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"You stole 11 of my feces."
"Oh, no such thing."
"Waxy, wavy… I was the first to record waxy and wavy, and string bean, and nuggets." (Getting On, S03E04) - Mr. Freeze! (Gotham, S02E11)
- "Can't live with them, can't turn them into cat food." (Fargo, S02E08)
- "Consulting with a fortune teller is something a lot of Chinese people do, like using the dishwasher as a drying rack or not saying 'please.'" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E09)
- Anachronistic DMX celebrity (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E09)
- "There is no such thing as a best friend. That's just something Hello Kitty made up to sell more Hello Kitty." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E09)
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"What do you recommend between the lamp chops and foie gras?"
"Oooh, well, I mean, one's a murdered baby, the other one's a tortured adult." (Grandfathered, S01E09) - RT: Is there an Emmy for Casting Timothy Olyphant they can give THE GRINDER for casting Timothy Olyphant (The Grinder, S01E09)
- "Are you hitting that?" (Empire, S02E10)
- "Is you is or is you ain't my Mimi?" (Empire, S02E10)
- "That fluffy couch really swallows you up. It's like sleeping on Precious." (Black-ish, S02E09)
- "I'm all for supporting a dreamer. I am. I mean, I donated to Joe Lieberman." (Black-ish, S02E09)
- "Seems like I made a perfectly understandable homonym error." (Black-ish, S02E09)
- "You've got a French week." (Black-ish, S02E09)
- Ex Machina parody (South Park, S19E09)
- "Puerto Rico has the sluttiest birds." (The League, S07E12)
- "Possums are basically rodent pomegranates." (The League, S07E12)
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"She's just staring at nothing."
"Just like one of them Peaky Blinders."
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"Okay, I haven't watched it yet. Jacqueline got us watching Rectify." (You're the Worst, S02E12) - "For most women, nails are the main way they can express to others what colour they like the most." (Nathan For You, S03E07)
Nathan has a Tom DeLonge motivational poster in his office (Nathan For You, S03E07)
- Nathan's Asian accent (Nathan For You, S03E07)
- "Folks at the hospital are smothered in your seed." (Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories, S02E02)
- Death by deli slicer (Ash vs. Evil Dead, S01E06)
- Kyle Mooney's physique (Saturday Night Live, S41E07)