Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

12. Stairwell Fight (Daredevil, S02E03)

Honourable Mention

  • Mandy/Ian/Lip/Carl (Shameless, S06E09)

Stray Observations

  • "They look sweet, but they're full of farts – just like the kids." (Bob's Burgers, S06E10)
  • "Can I borrow some cotton balls to re-stuff my obesity puppet, Portion Control Joel?" (Bob's Burgers, S06E10)
  • "It's a strain of lice that's evolved to be treatment-resistant. Every time it's not completely destroyed, it comes back even stronger."
    "Like Mark Harmon." (Bob's Burgers, S06E10)
  • "Has there ever been a singer with the last name Brown who didn't hit a girl? Chris, Bobby, James…" (The Carmichael Show, S02E02)
  • "I didn't know all of the words to 'Candle in the Wind,' so in the middle, I switched to 'Rocket Man.'" (The Carmichael Show, S02E03)
  • ♫: Bronze Radio Return – "Where I'm Coming From" (Shameless, S06E09)
  • Chuckie = Kim Bauer (Shameless, S06E09)
  • "Phil Miller got knocked down, and this time, he did not get up again. We raise a whiskey drink, we raise a vodka drink." (The Last Man on Earth, S02E12)
  • RT: how Tandy spent a good 10 seconds tuning the guitar only to use it to tap out a rhythm (The Last Man on Earth, S02E12)
  • Gail pouring a bottle of wine into a Big Gulp (The Last Man on Earth, S02E12)
  • "You're no viking; you're a sucking!" (The Last Man on Earth, S02E12)
  • "I think we might get back together."
    "I have diarrhea. Bye." (The Last Man on Earth, S02E12)
  • "We have this saying in Australia."
    "I know, I know. 'That's not a knife; this is a knife.'" (The Last Man on Earth, S02E12)
  • "How do you fact-check bluster?" (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, 03-14-16)
  • Norma kissing Norman (Bates Motel, S04E02)

(Bates Motel, S04E02)

"Cece, that sweatshirt has a wine stain on it, and an off-brand Looney Tunes character. George Bunny?" (New Girl, S05E11)

  • "I'm gonna go get some breakfast candy." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E19)
  • RT: Marcia said she needed a vacation and Darden invites her to a bar in Oakland? (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E07)
  • RT: o.j. took some penthouses for the road. (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E07)
  • "What are you up to, Bob? Why you be half-steppin'?"
    "I don't know what that means." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E07)
  • "Put me in, coach!" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E07)
  • "I hate that we have to support Jack as a family. There are so many other things I'd rather do – learn to use chopsticks, elective toe surgery, watch an episode of Girls…" (Black-ish, S02E17)
  • "I've decided on gazpacho. It's the king of soups."
    "She said 'king of soups'?! Pssh. Kind of salsa…" (Black-ish, S02E17)
  • "I was done cooking for them."
    "Hey, what did you cook?! It was chunky V8, and you know it." (Black-ish, S02E17)
  • Top Chef Season Grade: D
  • "So how many times are you urinating a day?"
    "Like, 12-and-a-half." (Baskets, S01E09)
  • Trump Wine (Baskets, S01E09)
  • "[sigh] I'll try the limited time yellow squirt, please." (Baskets, S01E09)
  • "I asked for a waffle fries, but they look like criss-cut."
    "I think they're the same thing, maybe."
    "Well… Not if you know fries." (Baskets, S01E09)
  • Workaholics Season Grade: F
  • RT: the Irish mafia's dinner literally just being corned beef, cabbage and potatoes. (Daredevil, S02E01)
  • Dogs of Hell? (Daredevil, S02E01)
  • RT: Punisher goes to a seedy, criminal-serving pawn shop… And there's a Potbelly Sandwich joint across the street. (Daredevil, S02E02)
  • Artificial battle in the rain (Daredevil, S02E02)
  • Daredevil Season Grade: D

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The People v. O.J. Simpson
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets


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