47. Lakers fan crushes the halftime card game (Jazz at Lakers, 11-23-18)
"A slaughterhouse? That doesn't sound good."
Maybe she meant 'cider house.' That place rules." (Bob's Burgers, S09E07)
- "It's not crap. It's Nick Jonas, and I like it." (Escape at Dannemora, S01E01)
"I don't know your last name."
"Stop. I know you guys are just messing with me."
"Seriously, we're not."
"Is it Mantzoukas?" (Black-ish, S05E05)
"I haven't sung that song since I was a little girl and went to church with my grandma."
"You must have been so cute when you were black." (Black-ish, S05E05)
"Mom is going through a lot right now. If we make her upset, she could become untethered, like Meryl Streep in a comedy."
"For once in your life, can you stop being her son and start being my brother?"
"So I'm supposed to choose, like Meryl Streep in a drama." (Black-ish, S05E05)
- "I'd never disapprove of pleasure. It's the only antidote to death." (The Little Drummer Girl, S01E04)
"I told Salim many times a woman cannot be trusted just because you go to bed with her."
"And what about a man?"
"A man cannot be trusted ever." (The Little Drummer Girl, S01E06)
"Who are you working for? The Germans? The British?"
"The Zionists? Are you Jewish?"
"Then what are you?"
"Um… I'm an actress."
"So you don't believe in anything…" (The Little Drummer Girl, S01E06)
- The Little Drummer Girl Season Grade: C
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