Defecating Vultures

Seems like every airport in America has a Smashburger. Manifest destiny.

Idea: A chamber play set in an airport restroom during a tornado.

Every since airlines began allowing use of tablets during takeoff and landing, I've stopped paying attention to pre-flight safety demonstrations. Sometimes I wonder if I'll remember what to do in the event of an emergency.

Has anyone ever given up extra leg room because he or she did not feel comfortable with possibly having to open an emergency exit door?

"Natural flavor with other natural flavor." Ah so…

The three pillars of in-flight magazine advertising:
1. That shirt that needn't be tucked
2. Top surgeons
3. That hat that grows hair

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