1. Marriage Story (WWE Raw, 30 Dec 19)

Stray Observations

• "Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm not doing my impression of Jim Carrey in the 2008 film Yes Man." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S02E05)
• "Ooh, rotisserie chicken. That's my favourite. It is kind of messed up, though, how a fully cooked chicken is $5.99, but a raw one is $9.85." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S02E05)
• "He's on this new diet where he eats just one all-protein meal a day. Heard about it on The Joe Rogan Experience." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S02E05)
• "I know what kind of freak you are for ham."
  "I love new ham." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S02E05)
• "I need a brewski like my mama needs a kidney." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S02E06)
• "And we haven't boned since Brexit!" (Joe Pera Talks With You, S02E06)
• "Are you gonna get a divorce, Mike?"
  "No, Joe, I won't get divorced, because the pope does not let me do that!" (Joe Pera Talks With You, S02E06)
• "Okay, so, no offense, but Taki is still hungry."
  "Oh. Did you not like the food, Taki?"
  "I'm sorry, but you tried to fill this delicate lotus flower full of 35 pounds of heavily-buttered mash. I'm surprised we didn't have an incident."
  "I'm so sorry. I've got a Viennetta in the freezer…"
  "Viennetta?"
  "No." (Giri/Haji, S01E03)
• "Get her a vodka and Coke, and one for me too, please. Just going for a poo." (Giri/Haji, S01E06)
• Giri/Haji Season Grade: C

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