Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

8. Café oy vey (McMillion$, S01E03)


Stray Observations

  • "Is that true?"
    "Well, it was true when I said it, like a marriage vow." (Avenue 5, S01E05)
  • "Do you mind if we don't talk about him? He's only there to stop his skeleton from falling over." (Avenue 5, S01E05)
  • "Do you know how we know Jesus was a real person? Because people didn't like him. He had enemies. If everyone has something nice to say about you, history questions your very existence." (Kidding, S02E03)
  • "Did you lose your virginity to Julie Andrews? Mary Poppins?"
    "My sister calls her Cherry Poppins."
    "How old were you?"
    "I was 16 going on 17." (Kidding, S02E04)
  • "There's no defecation here." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E05)
  • "Do you know what the difference is between a whore and a saint? None." (The New Pope, S01E06)
  • "Sex has no value because it lives and dies in the present, but love doesn't. Love is dangerous because it looks to the future." (The New Pope, S01E06)
  • "What happened?"
    "Well, we tried to re‐create the classic Wrestle Kingdom Okada/Tanahashi match. I went for the Rainmaker, and I accidentally threw him into the wall." (Black-ish, S06E16)
  • "Why did you dye your hair the color of Tori Amos' butthole?" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S01E05)
  • Harley Quinn Season Grade: C
  • "What kind of game do you wanna play?"
    "I don't know. I want something bleak and hopeless, like real life."
    "Oh. Do you know about Dr. Robotnik and the Mean Bean Machine?"
    "This?"
    "So Dr. Robotnik kidnaps the bean people to suck the joy out of this world. I think that's pretty real."
    "Would you consider yourself more the doctor or a bean in this scenario?"
    "Me? I'd be the doctor. Not 'cause I'm an evil genius, but because I'm a man. That was meant to be charming."
    "Uh huh. So I guess that makes me a joyless bean then."
    "There are worse legumes." (Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet, S01E05)
  • ♫: My Chemical Romance – "Welcome to the Black Parade" (Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet, S01E09)
  • Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Rick and Morty

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