Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

12. A Quiet Place (WWE Raw, 16 Mar 20)

Stray Observations

  • Kid Cudi (Westworld, S03E01)
  • Marshawn Lynch (Westworld, S03E01)
  • ♫: Death Grips – "Bubbles Buried in This Jungle" (Westworld, S03E01)

(Westworld, S03E01)

  • "Fuck off." (Westworld, S03E01)
  • "You take H sector, including the peripheral horseshoe."
    "It's called the donut."
    "No, it doesn't go all the way round. It's always been a horseshoe."
    "I call it a ringpiece. No, that's not helpful."
    "It's not important what it's called, but we call it the nearly circle." (Avenue 5, S01E09)
  • "How 'bout this tough guy captain, huh? Alpha to the nut sack."
    "Yeah, like a yogurt." (Avenue 5, S01E09)
  • "You've got to shit out of the back of the ship! This is basic shitting!" (Avenue 5, S01E09)
  • "You no-good fuckin' side-shitter." (Avenue 5, S01E09)
  • "Iris! You were like a co-worker to me." (Avenue 5, S01E09)
  • Avenue 5 Season Grade: C

(Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E09)

  • "I'm so sorry again for the delay. I have diarrhea." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E09)
  • "No one's down with diarrhea, Diane!" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E09)
  • "Something wrong with a person supporting black and shit? Black licorice, black jelly beans, fuckin' blackouts, burnt toast… I don't give a fuck. I eat burnt toast."
    "Oh, so you must love pumpernickel."
    "Oh, fuck yeah. I take that piece of burnt‐ass toast, put it between two pieces of fuckin' pumpernickel, have a burnt‐toast pumpernickel sandwich." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E09)
  • "I love Bowie. Little drummer boy. And the edgier stuff." (Breeders, S01E04)
  • "Life is not my strongest suit." (Breeders, S01E04)
  • "I've got a thing I can't say."
    "Ooh, what is it? Is it a swear word? Is it 'tits'?" (Breeders, S01E04)
  • "No, we don't want to get married, okay? It's just a piece of paper. Now, Ally and Liam had the paper, but me and Ally have the kids, and kids beat paper in Kids, Paper, Scissors."
    "Although scissors beat kids if they run with them." (Breeders, S01E04)
  • "Is Ava from Ava Gardner?"
    "Was it Ava Braun or Eva Braun?" (Breeders, S01E04)
  • ♫: Moses Concas – "I Feel the Street [Live]" (Breeders, S01E04)
  • "Dude, step the fuck off, okay?
    "Young man, I'm trying to help you. If you want to make a difference in this world, you can do better than distraction. What you need is an accelerant. What is the one thing you have in abundance? It's time. Youth is nature's purest and most fleeting resource. It burns brighter than magnesium. Of course, youth doesn't make you unique. What makes you special is what you don't have. What you don't have is a single thing to lose. That's what makes you interesting. That's what makes you valuable. All the fury you feel, put it into action, not reaction, and watch the world tremble."
    "Who are you?"
    "Oh, did you not understand? I am the accelerant." (Briarpatch, S01E06)
  • The Isoceles Falcon (Briarpatch, S01E06)
  • "Maybe we just watch in Diane's room."
    "Yeah, mine doesn't look like the inside of Terrence Howard's brain." (Black-ish, S06E18)
  • Troll 3 (Black-ish, S06E18)
  • "Come on, Mason, let's play Smash Bros. in my room." (Black-ish, S06E18)
  • "I'm just, like, their Pac-Man. I'm just eating shit, just like [imitates Pac-Man]."
    "Pac-Man doesn't eat shit. He eats whatever the coinage is that he levels up with." (Dave, S01E04)
  • "How is this art?"
    "I see what's going on here. You don't like Koons."
    "Oh, my God. This is not racial in any way, my man." (Dave, S01E04)
  • "Fuckin' Young Thug." (Dave, S01E04)
  • "Oh, I am culturally hip. I want to fuck girls who wear Pumas." (Dave, S01E04)
  • "Last night, I chopped it up with the most famous rapper I've ever met – Todd Dillerson."
    "Todd Dillerson?
    "Yeah, Todd Dillerson."
    "Ty Dolla $ign?"
    Ty Dolla $i— That's it, Ty Dolla $ign. Yeah, him. I thought it was more formal to say Todd." (Dave, S01E04)
  • "No skin off my clit." (Dave, S01E04)
  • The Mask (Dave, S01E04)
  • Ninja (Dave, S01E04)
  • "Hey, are you the gay guy from Modern Family?" (Dave, S01E04)
  • "You're horny for Gallagher?" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S01E09)
  • "Oh, cool, he hangs out with Skrillex."
    "Yeah, and Martha Plimpton."
    "He's in Martha Plimpton's home!" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S01E09)
  • ♫: Patrick Cowley – "Menergy" (Devs, S01E04)
  • Mark Cuban (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E08)
  • "Take the penises off the wall." (Better Things, S04E04)
  • "You're a big fucking cunt, your sister's an asshole, and your other sister's great!"
    "Aw, thanks, mom!" (Better Things, S04E04)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Dave

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