Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

14. Dances with Wolves (Beastars, S01E02 + S01E03)

Stray Observations

  • "There are a lot of things that you can fake in this world. Most people don't want to see
    the predator inside." (Westworld, S03E03)
  • "They won't invest in someone who's gonna kill himself. But by not investing, they ensure the outcome." (Westworld, S03E03)
  • ♫: Moses Sumney – "Doomed" (Westworld, S03E03)
  • "You spit at death and you make life worth living." (The Plot Against America, S01E03)
  • "I don't believe in God."
    "Then why be Jewish?"
    "You make it sound like a choice."
    "Isn't it in a way?"
    "I believe in my father, who was a Jew. And then his father, a Jew. And his father and his father and all the way back to whatever the hell tribe was wandering around the desert when someone had the bright idea to trim off the end of his prick."
    "So it's about family?"
    "No, it's more than that. I'm a Jew because I was born a Jew, and this whole fucking world wishes I wasn't. They want us gone. All of us. And they drive themselves crazy because after all this time, they still can't get rid of us."
    "That's it?"
    "Yeah, that's it. I'm not over here because I'm an American. Shit, my country's gone to hell. I'm here to settle an old score."
    "Must be hard to be something out of spite. It's not the best reason."
    "Oh yeah? It'll do." (The Plot Against America, S01E03)
  • "Okay, this is quite Soviet foreplay." (Breeders, S01E06)
  • "Do you want to be a friend of the cartel?" (Better Call Saul, S01E07)
  • "The thing about anger is it gives your power over to the person you're angry at. So I don't get angry anymore. I get results." (Briarpatch, S01E08)
  • ♫: Lauren Weedman – "Your Woman" (Briarpatch, S01E08)
  • "Oh, you like the matzah?"
    "Like, the cheese? This mozzarella and cheese crackers?" (Dave, S01E06)
  • "It's an acronym. It's not reptilian." (Dave, S01E06)
  • "Wait, we can curse in this house now?
    "Well, you're not 10."
    "Nigga, what the fuck?" (Dave, S01E06)
  • "Will other rapper artists' parents be there? And if so, do you know their names?"
    "Uh, yeah. Actually, yes, Meek Mill's parents will be there."
    "Meek Mill's?"
    "Mm-hmm. Uh, it's Bob and Sharon Mill." (Dave, S01E06)
  • "Gata's super hood, huh?"
    "Yeah. You're fucking white, huh?" (Dave, S01E06)
  • "Your cousin did not get fingered by bin Laden." (Dave, S01E06)
  • "The big dogs, they get a tuna guy." (Dave, S01E06)
  • "I've killed to your shit." (Dave, S01E06)
  • "Will you sign my dick? Like, draw even, like, a dick on my dick?"
    "Definitely not gonna sign your dick right now." (Dave, S01E06)
  • "Me and loss just kind of…kind of co-existed."
    "Loss as your friend and constant companion." (Devs, S01E06)
  • "I'd say I'm…in like with you."
    "Would that be deeply in like?"
    "Fairly deeply."
    "That's generous."
    "I'm in fairly deeply like with you too." (Devs, S01E06)
  • "I still think you should have done the pig roast, where we start eating it from the snout and discover the baby's sex when we get to the genitals." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
  • "Who are you, William Wonka?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
  • "First rule: Never give anyone your flute." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
  • "Are you playing 'The Muffin Man' or 'The Garbage Man'?"
    "Do you know the Garbage Man?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
  • "I'm not a garbage man! I'm a muffin man!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
  • "Get the Dino Bites." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E10)
  • "NOLA men ain't looking for shallow water. They are looking for full lives." (Better Things, S04E06)
  • "I want to pick dick out of my pussy too." (Better Things, S04E06)
  • ♫: Mia Dyson – "Everything Is Waiting for You" (Better Things, S04E06)
  • "Listen up, goons!"
    "Excuse me, I identify as a hench." (Harley Quinn, S02E01)
  • Jack Sparrow (WWE WrestleMania 36: Night One, 04 Apr 20)

(WWE WrestleMania 36: Night One, 04 Apr 20)

(WWE WrestleMania 36: Night One, 04 Apr 20)

  • Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Dave

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