17. Just one of the guys (Chad, S01E03)

Stray Observations

• WWE pajamas (Mare of Easttown, S01E01)
• ♫: Mannequin Pussy (Mare of Easttown, S01E01)
• "All the good that you do here is thanks to a healthy grant from the Franklin Saint Foundation." (Snowfall, S04E10)
• "My son is a child."
  "Your son's the largest distributor of rock cocaine in the world." (Snowfall, S04E10)
• "You kill him, you gonna have to kill us all. Is that who the fuck you are?!" (Snowfall, S04E10)
• "Y'all sound like Leon a few months ago. How'd that work out for him?"
  "We ain't Leon." (Snowfall, S04E10)
• Snowfall Season Grade: C
• "I just got dumped, dude!"
  "You got dumped weeks ago, you just didn't realize it. You're like a bad guy in a samurai movie who gets cut in half, but thinks they're fine until they're like, 'Oh, my god, my top half's sliding away from my bottom half.' [mock groaning]" (Invincible, S01E07)
• "Is it still Falcon?"
  "Or is it Captain Falcon?" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E06)
• "We built this country. Bled for it. I'm not gonna let anybody tell me I can't fight for it." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E06)
• "Captain America and the Winter Soldier" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E06)
• The Falcon and the Winter Soldier Season Grade: C
• "You seem smart. I'm guessing lots of college. Not Ivy League, but so close, it drives you crazy."
  "Northwestern." (Rutherford Falls, S01E01)
• "I'm not Hawkeye, all right? I'm the one guy with the fire circles, so—" (Rutherford Falls, S01E01)
• "No one likes a complicated story. That's why everyone hated Cloud Atlas." (Rutherford Falls, S01E02)
• "There's a reporter here. He looks like one of those Vice guys that's too hot to take seriously." (Rutherford Falls, S01E03)
• "Wow, Terry, you were right. White people love lemonade." (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
• Minecraft Steve beadwork (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
• "Bet you could get $350 for that. $400 from a white person." (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
• "You're walking in Carroll Gardens, probably just had some ramen and a can of natural wine…" (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
• ♫: Soundgarden – "Blow Up the Outside World" (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
• "You know what? You're not a Spencer. You're an adorable, white ally. [gasps] You're a Mark Ruffalo."
  "No. [laughs] No, you're not. That's a pretty big honor…to be Ruffalo-ed." (Rutherford Falls, S01E05)
• "Look closely. Three of these feminist icons are slight different versions of Ariana Grande."
  "Whoa. How did I miss the ponytails?"
  "Why are there three more Grandes than Sotomayors?"
  "Yeah. That's not a good ratio." (Rutherford Falls, S01E05)
• "Bobbie, your film was pandering, subpar, and utterly bland. Congratulations."
  "[sighs] This is like when Green Book won at the Oscars."
  "Wouldn't a Green Book comparison be better placed on Spencer since Green Book was a problematic movie about racism made by white people?
  "Yeah. You're totally right. Jesus. We can't even agree on what Green Book meant? This country's a mess." (Rutherford Falls, S01E05)
• "#FreeNathanRutherford"
  "I left out the year so we could reuse it." (Rutherford Falls, S01E06)
• "You're gonna tell the people at your firm who actually matter to be here by Friday at noon or I will bring the wrath of God down so hard that their tennis instructor's children will feel it. Tell them I will come for their summer homes and their accountants' Teslas." (Rutherford Falls, S01E06)
• "We just need documentation that something really big happened here.
  "There was the potato salad party…" (Rutherford Falls, S01E07)
• "My people don't steal land. That's your thing."
  "My thing?"
  "Sorry, I deal with white people all day. That line usually works." (Rutherford Falls, S01E07)
• "So much drama. This is why it's not worth being friends with white people." (Rutherford Falls, S01E08)
• "You're like an old Hollywood couple, like Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello." (Rutherford Falls, S01E08)
• "Apparently, casinos are over. Now it's all marijuana theme parks." (Rutherford Falls, S01E08)
• "Our market research shows that the average American's understanding of history can be boiled down to seven concepts: George Washington, the flag, Independence Day, Independence Day the movie, MLK, Forrest Gump, and butter churns." (Rutherford Falls, S01E09)
• "People find dairy-based businesses charming as hell." (Rutherford Falls, S01E09)
• "This version of my family is bullshit!"
  "Respectfully, every version of your family is bullshit. At least this oneis profitable." (Rutherford Falls, S01E09)
• "SLIPKNOT" (Rutherford Falls, S01E10)
• Rutherford Falls Season Grade: C

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