Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

42. Not *NSYNC… (Dear White People, S04E04)

Stray Observations

  • "Rock, tell Wonder Boy here what I call personal problems."
    "Excuses. And just like assholes, everybody's got one. (BMF, S01E02)
  • Snoop Dogg (BMF, S01E03)
  • "Yo, did you just call her a ho?"
    "If the corner fits." (BMF, S01E03)
  • "You know, America is a beautiful country. It'll be a shame if you didn't get to see all of it. What you say, Filmel? When the doctors let you go, how about…you get in that janky-ass car of yours and you take a road trip for the rest of your fuckin' life, huh?" (BMF, S01E03)
  • "Friends do a lot of things, but a sponge bath ain't one of 'em." (BMF, S01E03)
  • "It's still too early for me to have sex."
    "Ain't nothing wrong with your mouth, though."
    "When was the last time you ate my pussy, huh?"
    "Yo, come on. You was pregnant."
    "With your baby, nigga."
    "I told you that's against my religion."
    "Oh, okay. But sucking your dick ain't." (BMF, S01E03)
  • "I didn't think you were ready for the big-time, and I didn't want to watch you drink yourself to death in six months."
    "Oh, for fuck's sakes, Jack. Watch Ric Flair's 30 for 30. I would've been fine." (Heels, S01E08)
  • "What's wrong?"
    "Uh, I think I shit my pants a little."
    "Mm, I guess I shit my pants a lot. This is a shame I cannot bear. If I get up, I'll never live it down, so I must play dead." (Heels, S01E08)
  • Heels Season Grade: C
  • "Why help us? What's in it for you?"
    "I don't know, maybe hell isn't other people." (Y: The Last Man, S01E07)
  • "Uh, I'd like to point out that when I offered to help, everyone sent me home to get stabbed." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E09)
  • "My kids are too scared to sleep in their own rooms. So now, I share my bed with people who are actively shitting themselves." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E09)
  • "Do you think his sex toys could reveal anything? Like a…girl guy? Guy guy? They them? They girl? Guy them?" (Only Murders in the Building, S01E09)
  • "And here you are, in the apartment, with your creaky‐kneed stunt double, and your sad little melancholy omelet." (Only Murders in the Building, S01E09)
  • "Okay, look… I-I am sorry, but I do not see the need to use profanity."
    "That makes one of us." (American Crime Story, S03E06)
  • "You into vintage?"
    "No, I'm into retro."
    "Oh, what's the difference?"
    "About 10 bucks." (Chucky, S01E01)
  • Devon Sawa playing twins (Chucky, S01E01)
  • "Apparently, she's Botox curious, she's into Pokémon porn, and look what she keeps googling: 'Why do my farts smell so good?'" (Chucky, S01E01)
  • "It doesn't bother you that everybody thinks you're fucking weird, huh?"
    "You don't care that they think I'm weird. You just care that they know I'm a fag." (Chucky, S01E01)
  • "Well, now you know how I felt during the war. I was stuck here leading scrap metal drives while you were carrying on with that trollop in army HQ. By the way…he loved my fudge." (American Horror Story, S10E09)
  • Stanley Kubrick (American Horror Story, S10E09)
  • "It's nice to reminisce with someone other than Steve Jobs." (American Horror Story, S10E09)
  • "Maybe someday I will use internet to research my middle name."
    "What's your middle name?"
    "What?" (Awkwafina Is Nora from Queens, S02E09)
  • "Praise the moons for Bukkake!" (Awkwafina Is Nora from Queens, S02E09)
  • "But I will always love you, Nora Bukkake Lin."
    "No, my-my-my name wouldn't be– I wouldn't have that Bukkake–"
    "But we're married. I give you–"
    "Last name. I get your last name."
    "Yeah, yeah."
    "I see. Then you would be an Aynusslahfer." (Awkwafina Is Nora from Queens, S02E09)
  • Old people videoconferencing (Awkwafina Is Nora from Queens, S02E09)
  • Awkwafina Is Nora from Queens Season Grade: C
  • "I think he might be having a midlife crisis. But he's immortal, so I guess…maybe more like a crisis-crisis." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "Why are you dressed like a Playmobil figurine?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "Have a great, unenlightened eternity. Farewell! Auf Wiedersehen! Good night, Seattle, and good mental health!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • ♫: Barenaked Ladies – "One Week" (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "Now, when doing your taxes, women act like you don't understand." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "How to smile. This is especially important for the women when you're an expert about something, and a man is explaining it to you. Strained eyes but really big smile." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "'In case any of you dumb idiot assholes care – assholes with one 'S,' – uh, where I've gone, it's here.'"
    "Give me that."
    "All right, but you may want to wash your hands. That has a full room of butt wind on it." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "You covered my friends in garlic powder!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "You just punched Jeremy."
    "Fuck Jeremy!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "If I wasn't a human, I'd be crushing your dick and slamming it on the floor." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "You're not a human, master!"
    "I'm not? Then how do you explain this? ♫ It's been one week since you looked at me / Cocked your head to the side and said, 'I'm angry' / Five days since you laughed at me. ♫ I know the whole fucking song." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "Silver rope-lined seat belts" (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "I think I did something really drastic."
    "Oh, you pierce your pee-pee?"
    "No, but–"
    "Tattoo your pee-pee?"
    "You guys–"
    "Tell us more about your pee-pee. You've never been so interesting." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • "No, there's no need to do that, Colin Robinson, because I am not brainwashed. I am perfectly sane. I was just having fun with my new friends."
    "That's, uh, basically what Patricia Krenwinkel said." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)
  • ♫: Timothy Fleet and Wayne Murray – "Sos" (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E08)

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