Ebenezer

Mark Polonia is his own brand.

The writer-director of no-budget horror schlock-fests cannot be mistaken for being lazy, with five films lined up for a 2022 release, including Amityville in Space and House Squatch.

It's time to dedicate a post to Polonia's upcoming shark/vampire flick, Sharkula. [source]

A poor man's Asylum?

Is The Asylum still in business?

Wow, yes.

[browses list of Asylum films]


[spit take]


Dueling 2021 mockbusters – left: Mark Polonia, right: The Asylum.


THERMAE ROMAE NOVAE (NETFLIX)
Premieres Monday, March 28

DESCRIPTION:
A proud bath architect in ancient Rome starts randomly surfacing in present-day Japan, where he's inspired by the many bathing innovations he finds.

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