Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

23. Ant-Man and the Cock (The Boys, S03E01)

Stray Observations

  • Chase (Barry, S03E06)
  • MJF's Pipe Bomb (AEW Dynamite, 01 Jun 22)

Stray Observations

  • "You like bourbon?"
    "My experience with mood alteration has been disappointing." (The Man Who Fell to Earth, S01E05)
  • ♫: Ol' Dirty Bastard – "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" (The Man Who Fell to Earth, S01E05)
  • "I am sorry for all the shit I put you through over the past couple of weeks. Parentheses, yelling at you at work, comma, offering to break into your boss' house, comma, take sleeping pictures of her, et cetera, et cetera, end parentheses, wincing emoji." (Barry, S03E06)
  • </We Own This City, S01>
  • ♫: Cardi B – "WAP [feat. Megan Thee Stallion]" (South Park: The Streaming Wars)
  • "Because we are gonna get you…fake tits. Breast implants, Mom. That's what rich guys like. You remember what Matt Damon said? Fortune favors the brave, Mom." (South Park: The Streaming Wars)
  • "Last night, I had a dream that Ariana Grande was trying to fuck her own ass with a gun, but then she farted, and blood shot out her dick."
    "Ariana Grande? That's hilarious." (South Park: The Streaming Wars)
  • "Jeb, I'm very well aware that your sporadically compassionate people have an allergy to facts because facts point toward truth." (Under the Banner of Heaven, S01E07)
  • "You know, when the colonists were wiping out my ancestors, we received a prayer of hope that one day, they'd all vanish and the buffalo would return." [singing in Paiute]
    "You think that holds some power?"
    "Nope. When the white man saw us singing it, they just mowed us down like blades of grass with their Christ-sickles." (Under the Banner of Heaven, S01E07)
  • </Under the Banner of Heaven, S01>
  • "Good God, you look amazing! What moisturizer do you use? I use Vaseline." (Hacks, S02E07)
  • "Half-hour? I'm sorry. No, the show is an hour."
    "I know, I know, but you could trim it, right? I mean, hey, This is 40 was six hours until it was five." (Hacks, S02E07)
  • "We could own and sell it directly from our own website just like Louis. In that one specific way." (Hacks, S02E07)
  • "Wha… What are you doing here?"
    "Oh, I left that punch-up gig early. Well, I forgot I had tickets to Cirque du Soleil, and it's the weird sеx one, so I really don't want to miss it." (Hacks, S02E08)
  • </Hacks, S02>
  • "'Bend Not Break' is probably the only song about arthroplasty you can slam ham to." (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Are you pregnant? It was Scott's birthday last month. I know you didn't have time to shop." (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Dad, Rita didn't take your money! Rita, put on an Airwolf!" (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Oh, wait—um, I was looking something up."
    "'White diarrhea'? Jesus, Dawn." (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "So where you from?"
    "The white part of Maryland." (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Or just say, 'Is a hot dog a sandwich?' And people go nuts debating about it. Well, I mean, in my school, it's a vegetable, but—"
    "Wow, you're like if Anaheim was a person." (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Summer, no, posters move now." (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Listen, we gotta do something really big if we want anyone to know that we exist."
    "Oh, something that reaches people. OnlyFans, sell my farts." (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "He's a good guy. He has individual handshakes for every one of Scott's students, and he never once tried to get on Ellen." (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Hey, guys. Hey, I'm-I'm trying to lower my anxiety by listening to a white lady who went to India once." (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Clear the way! Clear the way! I'm so late for this Halloween party! It's the spring!" (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Take that to the taint ward!" (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "I already spent the whole thing on Gucci no-show socks."
    "What? Well, how will anyone even know?" (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Where have you been?"
    "Oh. Just out all night alone. But let's talk about you. Diarrhea still white?" (Girls5eva, S02E07)
  • "Chinese food makes me fart." (The Offer, S01E08)
  • </Top Chef, S19>
  • </Shining Girls, S01>
  • Charlize Theron (The Boys, S03E01)
  • "You shitty fucking director! Tony Gilroy had to reshoot all your shit!" (The Boys, S03E01)
  • "You love that bagel so much you're gonna fake herpes?" (The Boys, S03E01)
  • "Oh, my God. So worth the herpes." (The Boys, S03E01)
  • Stormfront's hand job (The Boys, S03E01)

(The Boys, S03E02)

  • ♫: Crimson Countess – "Chimps Don't Cry" (The Boys, S03E02)
  • "♪ Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you ♪"
    "Listen, Starlight, I-I…[sighs]…hate to direct you, but, um, we're gonna need a little more 'JFK just got rimmed out by Marilyn' version." (The Boys, S03E02)
  • "Is that a video game about the slave trade?" (The Boys, S03E02)
  • "Just don't be afraid of the zoom. You're not Roger Deakins." (The Boys, S03E02)
  • "What was your safe word again? When I used the dog collar and the strap-on? What was it? Vincent Cassel." (The Boys, S03E03)
  • "Timothy is fucking delicious." (The Boys, S03E03)
  • "Hey, Deep?"
    "Eat fucking Timothy." (The Boys, S03E03)
  • ♫: Jennifer and Belinda Robles – "Drip Wet" (P-Valley, S02E01)
  • "Wait, you not gonna eat?"
    "Had Henney, a blunt, and a nut. I don't need nothin' else." (P-Valley, S02E01)
  • "Paint the walls red. Blood stains always bleed back through." (P-Valley, S02E01)
  • "Can't believe that niggah white." (P-Valley, S02E01)
  • Neon green funeral (P-Valley, S02E01)
  • "Niggah, is you gone go steal that plate of chitlins for me or what?" (P-Valley, S02E01)
  • "Aye, maine. Say, maine! Where your mask at, maine?" (P-Valley, S02E01)

(P-Valley, S02E01)

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