44. Crackheads (Shark Tank, S16E04)

Stray Observations

• "Now, would you care to know who's got the smallest dick in Hollywood?"
  "It's gotta be one of the kids from Stranger Things, right?" (The Franchise, S01E05)
• "And off I fuck for treacle pud on the beanbag." (The Franchise, S01E05)
• "The dead do not menstruate!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E05)
• "Lieutenant Alexa. Tell this piece of shit to leave."
  "Now playing 'Leave' by JoJo."
  "Wait for the chorus." (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E05)
• "I, too, was once CC'd." (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E05)
• "We ride for Hanover!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E05)
• "Nothing more dangerous than a Black man with a fresh haircut." (Abbott Elementary, S04E05)
• "A West Philly Darnell wants to fight Gregory."
  "That's how Fresh Prince began. We can't lose Gregory to Bel-Air." (Abbott Elementary, S04E05)
• "Hey, Gregory Eddie! I heard you've been talking trash…about gay people."
  "Whoa!"
  "What?"
  "No, no, no."
  "Just… Just go with it."
  "No, no, break character."
  "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. First you cross me. Now I'm hearing tell of homophobia. That's not cool, man. We think my cousin's cousin might be gay. Now I gotta beat your ass for me, for Jabari, for him, and for Frank Ocean." (Abbott Elementary, S04E05)

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