2. For Your Consideration: Jerry Jones (Landman, S01E09)

Stray Observations

• "Margarine on an oyster?" (Kitchen Nightmares, S02E01)
• "The game plan for today is to get the compost back into the planters and spread garlic and chili powder around to deter the raccoons."
  "Garlic and chili powder? You're gonna make the dirt taste delicious. You should rename this place 'A Buffet Elementary.'"
  "That's not our name. We're named after a historical racist."
  "Congratulations." (Abbott Elementary, S04E09)
• "And she did go to one of the best schools in the country."
  "Janine, you're an adult. Stop bragging about something you did when you were 17." (Abbott Elementary, S04E09)
• "So, it turns out Greg's gay, uh, which is a bummer. I do feel bad for Janine, but that can happen to the short ones." (Abbott Elementary, S04E09)
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