Previously on Adam Riff™:

Privy Privy is an immersive, participatory experience.

Simulating an alternate-universe queer nightclub featuring glory holes, through which come actual human hands holding ice cream cones. Those who choose to get on their knees and indulge receive a totally unique moment of sweetness. [source]

Idea: Oreo Glory Ho'.

You never know what flavor Oreo sleeve you're gonna get.

Dubai chocolate strawberry cups are the food trend du jour in my area.

Idea: Dubai chocolate strawberry cup as spumoni [Dubai chocolate strumoni?]. Molded chocolate, pistacho, and strawberry gelatos with kadayif mixed in — a Dubai chocolate strawberry cup as a frozen treat.