23. Miracle Over the Mojave (The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, 29 Thu 2025)

Stray Observations

• </The Last of Us, S02>
• "No one is allowed in the cockpit if there's something wrong with them. So, if you're here, you must be fine." (The Rehearsal, S02E06)
• </The Rehearsal, S02>
• "Oh, God. I have to stop him."
  "You know how?"
  "I'm a tech CEO! So even if I don't, I'll pretend I do." (Rick and Morty, S08E01)
• "Joseph Gerbils is still dead. That's not your gerbil husband." (Poker Face, S02E06)
• "I mean, my blow job's not great, but how bad could it possibly be?"
  "Okay, nobody wants a subpar blow job." (Hacks, S04E10)
• </Hacks, S04>
• </Your Friends and Neighbors, S01>
• "Oh, Doja Cat reposted that Kyle is the V of our G."
  "Gross."
  "No. Voice of our generation."
  "Oh. Gross." (Adults, S01E01)
• "Open wide." (Adults, S01E02)
• "And on the plus side, they said you have the tightest, cutest little asshole they've ever seen. So that is a win. They see a lot of assholes, so sit with that, seriously." (Adults, S01E02)
• "This is her worst nightmare. She's gonna fucking Birdman herself out the window."
  "Birdman? I've never seen that."
  "I've never seen that either."
  "I've never seen it either." (Adults, S01E02)
• "How do you feel about firemen? Oh, no, sorry. There's a comma. How do you feel about fire and also men?" (Adults, S01E03)
• "Why are you talking to me like I'm retarded?"
  "Oh… no, I wasn't. No. The… We actually don't use that word anymore. Like, at all, sir. I… The cast of Glee kind of ended that through the power of song, so…" (Adults, S01E03)
• "You queerbaiting me?"
  "'Queerbaiting'? No, what is the spectrum of your language?" (Adults, S01E03)
• "We are in a post-de Blasio, pre-Avatar III moment. We have to live." (Adults, S01E04)
• "But this is kind of my farewell tour. And not in the Elton way, where I keep coming back. But in like a Bowie way, where I die at the end." (Adults, S01E04)
• "Okay, can you guys do this in truly any other part of the house? I have to go off mute in a second and say, 'Uh-huh,' or else I’ll get an e-mail." (Adults, S01E04)
• "Like, I’m 24, I’m unemployed, I’m about to be priced out of blonde." (Adults, S01E04)
• "I seriously can't with this veil."
  "Can you stop? It's tradition in my culture."
  "You can't just say that when you want to wear something."
  "I didn't make a thing about your hat."
  "My yarmulke?" (Adults, S01E05)
• "Oh, you boys playing Melee?" (Adults, S01E05)
• "Oh, my God, does nobody know the word 'waft'?" (Adults, S01E06)
• "You're not a man of the house, Samir. You are Eloise."
  "You fuck…" (Adults, S01E06)
• "Don't Samir this."
  "Okay, don't… don't verb my name at me." (Adults, S01E07)
• "Wait."
  "Hmm?"
  "Does he watch The Masked Singer?"
  "Yeah."
  "Could he explain it to me?"
  "Of-Of course." (Adults, S01E08)
• "Last night I went down on a woman while her husband sobbed beside me, okay? I can do anything." (Adults, S01E08)
• ♫: AJJ – "Brave as a Noun" (Adults, S01E08)
• </Adults, S01>