Chad: I can eliminate my team with four interceptions.
Jake: I can eliminate my team with five interceptions.
Chad: Okay, eliminate your team!
Previously on Adam Riff:
An African (continent) man approached me and asked if my company manufactures spy cameras.
My boss returned to our booth after exploring the show floor.
"Look what I found spy cameras! Eh? One masquerades as a pen in a shirt pocket. Another masquerades as a badge holder."
Across from our booth is a booth showcasing audio equipment, primarily by blasting Blondie's "Maria" non-stop.
If Jews are so cheap, they wouldn't pay for booths at CES and abandon them on the Sabbath.
I saw in ad in Daily Variety for the USO.
"Hundreds of entertainers traveled with USO Tours to more than 144 military bases around the world in 2008."
The ad listed a few of said entertainers.
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Robert Downey Jr., Elmo…
ELMO?
"The effect they had on the morale of our troops was immeasurable."
I saw an Asian man named "Jack Fok."
A minute later, I saw an Asian man named "El Wang."
Lulz.
"They call him…El Wang!"
I met a Singaporean man who paid $1200 USD for a flight from Vegas to Los Angeles. I don't think that's even possible!
It sucks when you catch a lead only to see that he or she is a local. Go away, locals! I'm trying to network!
• A variety of Japanese electronics companies are stepping forward to make sure your sex life remains a source of shame and humiliation
• Chicago's Meatloaf Bakery
• Obama iMini Pet iPod Dock is Either Offensive or Fantastic
i dont know what made melissa look more retarded… those glasses or that fucking baseball hat.
definately the hat. fo sho.
For those of you who no habla Espanol, that is "The Wang."