Idea: A New York Times Connections game show.

Round one: Three contestants solve Connections puzzles. Alternating turns. One attempt per turn. $100 for a yellow group, $200 for green, $300 for blue, $400 for purple.

Round two: Same as round one, but the dollar amounts are doubled.

Bonus round: A variation on Pyramid's winner's circle. A contestant's chosen companion receives the four groups and feeds the contestant items. Dollar amounts are tripled. If the contestant solves the whole puzzle within 30 seconds, they win $10,000.

Idea: A rice cooker that also washes the rice, like a washer-dryer combo.

J-Kwon should interpolate Shaboozey's "A Bar Song (Tipsy)," and then Shaboozey should interpolate that song, and they should keep doing it, back and forth, forever.