13. Spite Club (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10) Honourable Mention Chris Jericho cuts a promo on a drone (AEW Dynamite, 25 Mar 20) Stray Observations "If there's one thing I know about human nature, it's that your stupidity is only eclipsed by your laziness." (Westworld, S03E02)…

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12. A Quiet Place (WWE Raw, 16 Mar 20) Stray Observations Kid Cudi (Westworld, S03E01) Marshawn Lynch (Westworld, S03E01) ♫: Death Grips – "Bubbles Buried in This Jungle" (Westworld, S03E01) (Westworld, S03E01) "Fuck off." (Westworld, S03E01) "You take H sector, including the peripheral horseshoe." "It's…

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11. Lil Quickie (Dave, S01E03) Stray Observations The Outsider Season Grade: C "You guys know Bloody Mary? It's an old drink named after this woman who liked to set Protestants on fire." (Avenue 5, S01E08) "Right, I'm just gonna listen to this true crime podcast…

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10. And Ryan Lewis (Dave, S01E02) I watched 17 hours of television this week. Stray Observations "I'm a criminal defense lawyer. I can believe anything." (The Outsider, S01E09) Law and Order dun-dun (Dispatches From Elsewhere, S01E01) ♫: Phosphorescent – "Song For Zula" (Dispatches From Elsewhere,…

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9. He Has Risen (The New Pope, S01E07) Stray Observations "You fucking killed it." "What?" "Like, I'm smiling. You killed it, like… [chuckles]" (Avenue 5, S01E06) "Yeah, babies are like New Zealanders. Everyone loves them and the funny way they talk." (Avenue 5, S01E06) Ariana…

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8. Café oy vey (McMillion$, S01E03) Stray Observations "Is that true?" "Well, it was true when I said it, like a marriage vow." (Avenue 5, S01E05) "Do you mind if we don't talk about him? He's only there to stop his skeleton from falling over."…

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7. Kayfabe Bites (WWE Raw, 10 Feb 20) Honourable Mention Sharon Stone (The New Pope, S01E05) Stray Observations "Have you seen Mr. Judd's skulls of the four Beatles?" "Four Beatles? John Lennon was cremated, wasn't he?" "All right, keep that to yourself. I think one…

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6. Marilyn Manson (The New Pope, S01E04) Honourable Mention Three Stooges (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E03) Stray Observations "I have a thick skin, Rav. I mean, I fought in the Huawei Wars." (Avenue 5, S01E03) "I'll hire the actors now." "They gotta be sad looking and…

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5. And the crowd goes wild (The Bachelor, S24E04) Stray Observations "Oh, shitting aunts!" (Avenue 5, S01E02) "You remind me of my favourite actor, John Malkovich." "He doesn't do much for me." (The New Pope, S01E03) "What do you do?" "Mine is an ancient, useless…

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4. Hat Thing You Do (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E01) Stray Observations "Hey, what are you so happy about?" "I'm a nihilist." "No, you're not!" "Whatever!" (Avenue 5, S01E01) Harvey Weinstein (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E01) Phil Rosenthal (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E01) "Put something simple on the…

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