35. This Was the Greatest Date in Bachelor History (Bachelor in Paradise, S06E07) Honourable Mention Judith (Naked Attraction, S05E02) Stray Observations "J-O-B. 'Just over broke.' Or 'jerks on board.' You take your pick." "'Jester of boss.'" (On Becoming a God in Central Florida, S01E01) "I…

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34. Crack House Hunter (Snowfall, S03E07) Stray Observations "Off they all go again, marching off to daddy, like Russians joining the Brusilov Offensive. World War I." "Okay…" "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right." (Succession, S02E02) "Too Assady?" (Succession, S02E02) "I get it. I'm from the Midwest….

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33. Grant Achatz's Chocolate Pumpkin Pie (MasterChef, S10E18) Stray Observations (Succession, S02E01) Legion Season Grade: C "They don't kill us because they hate us. They kill us because they hate what it means to love us." (Pose, S02E09) "Do you realize how luxurious your life…

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32. Evicting a civil rights icon (South Side, S01E03) Stray Observations "How you feeling about those bodies of your beloved, awesome parents, New Leaf?" "Yeah, man, how are you feeling about us kind of creaming them with a vehicle hauler today, New Leaf – lovingly?"…

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31. Drop the Mic with Jemaine Clement and Jason Mantzoukas (Legion, S03E06) Stray Observations "Many people, most people, would now say, 'what did you say?,' as that provides them, the timeframe of the asking of that unnecessary question, provides them a stall to gather themselves,…

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30. Eating Ass (The Boys, S01E03) Stray Observations "How do you know I'm a certified muff diver?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E08) "You know what happens when you spend an extended amount of time in rehab? You tend to make friends with those hardcore motherfuckers. So…

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29. Solid Gold (Pose, S02E05) Stray Observations Cash Cab (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07) "Get this bitch off my ankle toot sweet. That's French, motherfucker, for pronto. That's I-talian, motherfucker, for right now. And that's English, Jack, your native tongue." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07) "What were…

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28. ♫: Ben Kingsley – "When Doves Cry" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06) Stray Observations "You're marrying a man who was homosexual 12 minutes ago?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06) "Lonnie won't save you with Christian love. To be saved, you need love that comes from the…

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27. Joey Chestnut trains to eat 70+ hot dogs (30 for 30: The Good, the Bad, the Hungry, 07-02-19) Honourable Mention Micropenis (Euphoria, S01E03) Stray Observations "Look, why don't you just tell us what you're trying to do, and we can tell you how we…

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26. Udiquitous (Euphoria, S01E02) Stray Observations "Let's hover the fuck out of here." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E04) "Hey, I'm Ethan." "Please don't be a mass shooter." (Euphoria, S01E02) ♫: Gabriel Black and Phem – "Dead Yet" (Euphoria, S01E02) ♫: Unreleased Labrinth song over end credits…

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