25. Windmills (Holey Moley, S01E01) Stray Observations "This is snake repellent." "Yep." "We wanted something to attract snakes." "Like snake cologne?" "Yeah." "We don't sell that. I don't think anyone makes that product. Why would they?" "What do they like?" "Yeah, what are rattlesnakes into?"…

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24. Al Pastor (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E02) Honourable Mention This clip from the Fox show Beat Shazam is the bleakest thing on television (Beat Shazam, S03E04) Stray Observations "This is my first furlough earned through 900 hours of prison rodeo clowning, which is, you know,…

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23. Imperial March (Tucker Carlson Tonight, 06-05-19) Stray Observations "I am bathed in the blood of the lamb, you spic." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E01) Chernobyl Season Grade: B Warrior Season Grade: C "I fucked a polar bear and still couldn't get you out of my…

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22. High School Bruisical (Cobra Kai, S02E10) Stray Observations Killing Eve Season Grade: D Fosse/Verdon Season Grade: C "I won't have my semen stolen again!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E10) "You are a goader, Guillermo is a goader… You saw an opportunity to…

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21. Céline Dion Carpool Karaoke (The Late Late Show Carpool Karaoke Primetime Special 2019, 05-20-19) Stray Observations Game of Thrones Season Grade: C Barry Season Grade: C (Chernobyl, S01E03) Black-ish Season Grade: C "Bat codpiece." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E09) "Did you ask…

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20. Duel to D'spayre (Cloak and Dagger, S02E08) Stray Observations "I don't have love here. I only have fear." […] "All right, then. Let it be fear." (Game of Thrones, S08E05) "I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister." (Game of Thrones, S08E05) "I just hate…

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19. The Vampiric Council (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E07) Stray Observations "Heard you were broken in." (Game of Thrones, S08E04) "We can live together." "We can. I've just told you how." (Game of Thrones, S08E04) "Cocks are important, I'm afraid." (Game of Thrones,…

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18. Barry vs. Lily (Barry, S02E05) Stray Observations ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "The Night King" (Game of Thrones, S08E03) Nunchucks (Barry, S02E05) "Yowie wowie!" (WWE Raw, 04-29-19) "He was off doing photo shoots, commercials, speaking at long snapping conventions…" "Is that a thing?" "In Canada,…

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17. Focus group (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E03) Honourable Mention Firefly Fun House (WWE Raw, 04-22-19) Fully loaded nachos (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E04) Honk if you're horny (I Think You Should Leave Now with…

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16. Simon Devious' Crew (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E04) Honourable Mention Conan Learns How To Survive In The Australian Bush (Conan Without Borders: Australia, 04-17-19) Stray Observations "So, you know what, Thomas Friedman? You are bad at writing, and nobody likes you." (Barry,…

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