8. 50 Shades of Gay (Portlandia, S05E07)

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Honourable Mention

• Celebrity Jeopardy! (Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special)
• That's When You Break (Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special)
• Found Footage/FPS Heist (Banshee, S03E07) – feat. a Fight Scene of the Year nominee

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Stray Observations

• "What's wrong with pictures?"
  "If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E16)
• "I hate those enunciated denunciations." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E16)
• Worst Cooks in America Season Grade: D+
• "I love you." (Shameless, S05E06)
• Music: Dawn Golden – "Discoloration" (Shameless, S05E06)
• Fish's human soap box (Gotham, S01E16)
• "And I'm like, 'Fine, mom, be a whore. Be a drunken whore, even. But don't be a nagging drunken whore.'" (Gotham, S01E16)
• "I worked on him in my basement for a couple of weeks." (Gotham, S01E16)
• "My youth is not relevant." (Gotham, S01E16)
• "Hey, Cagney, Lacey, when you realize how wrong you are about all of this, I'll take an Edible Arrangement as a sorry. Heavy on the pineapple." (Better Call Saul, S01E03)

(Better Call Saul, S01E03)

• "My thoughts on dessert, I think they're pretty tedious and annoying." (MasterChef Junior, S03E07)
• "If you don't let me go to that sleepover, I'm gonna stop eating."
  "Buddy…"
  "I overreached." (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E05)
• "Eddie, what's the thing you always say that the fat brown man says?"
  "Mo' money, mo' problems?" (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E05)
• "Don't tell mom! She relies on me!" (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E05)
• "Eddie, half the reason I come to this country is so you could have lots of sex." (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E05)
• "If you pretend like you have a bad back, you don't have to do so much work." (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E05)
• "And most importantly, like we always say during the SNL monologue when a musician hosts, wrap it up." (Fresh Off the Boat, S01E05)
• The Full Text Of The Johnny Karate Legal Disclaimer (Parks and Recreation, S07E10)
• "This, to me, seems like a *hug moment*."
  "You are mistaken. Remove the graphic!" (Parks and Recreation, S07E10)
• "'Phenomenon' means 'to explore a cave.'" (Parks and Recreation, S07E10)
• "John Cena: Martial Arts Superstar." (Parks and Recreation, S07E10)
• "You're my Verizon-Chipotle-Exxon." (Parks and Recreation, S07E10)
• "'Eurotrash.' I like that. It is indeed a garbage continent." (Parks and Recreation, S07E11)
• "And there's the dance studio where I had my first kiss with the cutest slash only boy in my jazz troupe. Then he came out of the closet – super gay. Then we kissed some more. Then he went to Oberlin." (New Girl, S04E16)
• "Aplex?"
  "Yeah. 28 points. Boom!"
  "I'm pretty sure 'aplex' isn't a word, Mikey."
  "'Course it is. I don't like that guy. He aplexes me." (Justified, S06E05)
• "You okay? You look aplexed." (Justified, S06E05)
• "How about skim milk? You got any skim milk?" (Justified, S06E05)
• "God only does weird baby stuff." (Modern Family, S06E15)
• "Naomi Cambell." (Empire, S01E07)
• "What is a 'bae'?" (Empire, S01E07)
• Dire Straits, heh (Empire, S01E07)
• Lucious' clapping (Empire, S01E07)
• "For her first boyfriend, she's feeling some three-point-shooting, pick-setting point guard – who hustles!"
  "Why can't you just say he's white?" (Black-ish, S01E14)
• "So how long before downtown gets totally gentrified?"
  "It happens fast. When you get to be my age, it's like a Dave Matthews concert down there." (Black-ish, S01E14)
• "Amazing. How did you know that?"
  "He posted it on Instagram, and I was about t–"
  "Damn, son! Are you Jason Bourne?!" (Black-ish, S01E14)
• "What kind of black girl is named 'Becky'?" (Black-ish, S01E14)
• "You were plenty weird before me. What about the underage drinking scheme? I wasn't even here for that." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S10E06)
• "Black people don't do stuff that's not cool." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S10E06)
• "She's called 'Dusty' because she's really into angel dust."
  "I am super into angel dust." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S10E06)
• "A starter car… This car is a finisher car!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S10E06)
• All that Yaz (The Americans, S03E04)
• Baby Soft ad (The Americans, S03E04)
• Free association: William Shatner = nipples (King of the Nerds, S03E05)
• "William Shatner's chest bothers me." (King of the Nerds, S03E05)
• "MWHYYYY LITTTTLLLLEEEE PPPPOOOOOOEEEEEENNNNNNYYYYYYY." (King of the Nerds, S03E05)
• Scott's long, deep bows as he rasps out "luggagggggggge" (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S04E07)

(The Jack and Triumph Show, S01E01)

• "White Food Medley." (Bagboy)
• "Doctor and Daisy sitting in a tree. Uh, K-R-L-L-letter of snake." (Bagboy)
• "Mmm. That's good horse. I could eat this horse 'til the cows come home. Little bit of sawdust, but who cares? It's from the stable. Oh, who am I kidding? Doesn't matter how much horse meat I eat, Daisy's still not gonna like me." (Bagboy)

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