Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

24. Predator WW2 (Predator: Killer of Killers)


Stray Observations

  • Sam Richardson's character carrying around a universal remote to turn off motion smoothing on a television in a bar (Poker Face, S02E07)
  • "Uh, giant skyscraper, uh, Superman power arms, yeah. Uh, classic original, and, I don't know, Philip Seymour Hoffman bad guy. [lock clicks] Oh, yes. Man. Questionable order, but I'll allow it." (Poker Face, S02E07)

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


23. Miracle Over the Mojave (The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, 29 Thu 2025)


Stray Observations

  • </The Last of Us, S02>
  • "No one is allowed in the cockpit if there's something wrong with them. So, if you're here, you must be fine." (The Rehearsal, S02E06)
  • </The Rehearsal, S02>
  • "Oh, God. I have to stop him."
    "You know how?"
    "I'm a tech CEO! So even if I don't, I'll pretend I do." (Rick and Morty, S08E01)
  • "Joseph Gerbils is still dead. That's not your gerbil husband." (Poker Face, S02E06)
  • "I mean, my blow job's not great, but how bad could it possibly be?"
    "Okay, nobody wants a subpar blow job." (Hacks, S04E10)
  • </Hacks, S04>
  • </Your Friends and Neighbors, S01>
  • "Oh, Doja Cat reposted that Kyle is the V of our G."
    "Gross."
    "No. Voice of our generation."
    "Oh. Gross." (Adults, S01E01)
  • "Open wide." (Adults, S01E02)
  • "And on the plus side, they said you have the tightest, cutest little asshole they've ever seen. So that is a win. They see a lot of assholes, so sit with that, seriously." (Adults, S01E02)
  • "This is her worst nightmare. She's gonna fucking Birdman herself out the window."
    "Birdman? I've never seen that."
    "I've never seen that either."
    "I've never seen it either." (Adults, S01E02)
  • "How do you feel about firemen? Oh, no, sorry. There's a comma. How do you feel about fire and also men?" (Adults, S01E03)
  • "Why are you talking to me like I'm retarded?"
    "Oh… no, I wasn't. No. The… We actually don't use that word anymore. Like, at all, sir. I… The cast of Glee kind of ended that through the power of song, so…" (Adults, S01E03)
  • "You queerbaiting me?"
    "'Queerbaiting'? No, what is the spectrum of your language?" (Adults, S01E03)
  • "We are in a post-de Blasio, pre-Avatar III moment. We have to live." (Adults, S01E04)
  • "But this is kind of my farewell tour. And not in the Elton way, where I keep coming back. But in like a Bowie way, where I die at the end." (Adults, S01E04)
  • "Okay, can you guys do this in truly any other part of the house? I have to go off mute in a second and say, 'Uh-huh,' or else I’ll get an e-mail." (Adults, S01E04)
  • "Like, I’m 24, I’m unemployed, I’m about to be priced out of blonde." (Adults, S01E04)
  • "I seriously can't with this veil."
    "Can you stop? It's tradition in my culture."
    "You can't just say that when you want to wear something."
    "I didn't make a thing about your hat."
    "My yarmulke?" (Adults, S01E05)
  • "Oh, you boys playing Melee?" (Adults, S01E05)
  • "Oh, my God, does nobody know the word 'waft'?" (Adults, S01E06)
  • "You're not a man of the house, Samir. You are Eloise."
    "You fuck…" (Adults, S01E06)
  • "Don't Samir this."
    "Okay, don't… don't verb my name at me." (Adults, S01E07)
  • "Wait."
    "Hmm?"
    "Does he watch The Masked Singer?"
    "Yeah."
    "Could he explain it to me?"
    "Of-Of course." (Adults, S01E08)
  • "Last night I went down on a woman while her husband sobbed beside me, okay? I can do anything." (Adults, S01E08)
  • ♫: AJJ – "Brave as a Noun" (Adults, S01E08)
  • </Adults, S01>

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

22. Griffin Mill (The Studio, S01E10)


Stray Observations

  • "I felt like I got the gist of this autism stuff." (The Rehearsal, S02E05)
  • </The Devil's Plan, S02>
  • "Why did you smell it?"
    "It was instinctual." (The Studio, S01E10)
  • "Here to talk about Continental's tentpole film of 2026 is the auteur director behind Kool-Aid, Nick Stoller!" (The Studio, S01E10)
  • "My legs are assholes!" (The Studio, S01E10)
  • </The Studio, S01>
  • </Conan O'Brien Must Go, S02>
  • Two Adrienne Barbeaus (Duster, S01E02)

Super Saiyan Milk Man

Previously on Adam Riff™:

Privy Privy is an immersive, participatory experience.

Simulating an alternate-universe queer nightclub featuring glory holes, through which come actual human hands holding ice cream cones. Those who choose to get on their knees and indulge receive a totally unique moment of sweetness. [source]


Idea: Oreo Glory Ho'.

You never know what flavor Oreo sleeve you're gonna get.


Dubai chocolate strawberry cups are the food trend du jour in my area.

Idea: Dubai chocolate strawberry cup as spumoni [Dubai chocolate strumoni?]. Molded chocolate, pistacho, and strawberry gelatos with kadayif mixed in — a Dubai chocolate strawberry cup as a frozen treat.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

21. Dear Abby (Conan O'Brien Must Go, S02E02)


Stray Observations

  • "You had a wet dream about Einstein?" (The Rehearsal, S02E04)
  • "I recently acted in a dramatic series that aired on Paramount Plus, a network with some questionable viewpoints." (The Rehearsal, S02E04)
  • "There's a whole galaxy out there waiting to disgust you." (Andor, S02E10)
  • "Life shows us what we stand to lose. Most people look away." (Andor, S02E10)
  • </Andor, S02>
  • "Big night for us, so I'm going to give her a little tranquilizer to stay calm, a little laxative to clear her out, a little lorazepam for her anxiety."
    "Jesus, that's like a Judy Garland of alligators."
    "Yeah. And the worst part is, people can't get enough. And he's big on CopTok, GatorTok. Because of his Rolex collection, he's also quite popular in the horologist community."
    "They love him on TickTockTok." (Poker Face, S02E04)
  • "Jurassic Park." (Hacks, S04E07)
  • "Hello. I have a thought about how to get Ava and Deborah to be friends again. Have you ever seen a movie called Black Snake Moan?" (Hacks, S04E08)
  • "Seal the deal, Bento. You're not nah." (Overcompensating, S01E01)
  • "Yo, how's the city?"
    "Fucking tits, bro. I'm thinking about what we're gonna do for SantaCon this year." (Overcompensating, S01E03)

Pew pews actually un-aliving children

Nine Perfect Strangers is back for season two as nine new strangers come together to undergo Masha's psychedelic therapy at Zauberwald in the breathtaking Austrian Alps. [source]

Hulu giving us the cold weather White Lotus season that Mike White won't – featuring Armond from White Lotus season one!

Francis Ford Coppola is something of an accidental hotelier. In 1993, he took a hunting lodge his family had bought in Belize a decade earlier as a family hideaway and reinvented it as a luxury resort open to the public, the Blancaneaux Lodge. Under the brand "The Family Coppola Hideaways," the Coppolas now have seven hotels, including properties in Guatemala, Argentina, and Italy, all in locations that have some personal meaning to them. [source]

You know how Taylor Sheridan films his shows on ranches he owns? American Zoetrope's White Lotus.


Raising Cane's trying to re-make Los Angeles in its own image.

Disney should update Main Street, U.S.A. in its parks to include a CVS, a Chipotle, and a Raising Cane's.

Oh, and two Starbucks-es.