Adam Riff™

32. Raw Underground (WWE Raw, 03 Aug 20)

Honourable Mention

• Sex scene (P-Valley, S01E04)
• Sex scene (Maxxx, S01E03)

Stray Observations

• "Ooh-whee, girl. I don't need no crack with a voice like that." (P-Valley, S01E04)
• "Don't blaspheme in front of me."
  "Nigga, you ain't God." (P-Valley, S01E04)
• "Well, Miss Mississippi, you sure named after the right river, 'cause your ass can't hold water for shit." (P-Valley, S01E04)
• "Hooch on." (P-Valley, S01E04)
• ♫: Kelly Rowland – "Motivation [feat. Lil Wayne]" (P-Valley, S01E04)
• "We ain't got time for them white girl tears, though they are very tasty." (P-Valley, S01E04)
• ♫: Lil Murda – "Fallin'" (P-Valley, S01E04)
• ♫: Grimes – "Oblivion" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
• ♫: FKA twigs – "home with you" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
• ♫: Alice Smith – "I Put a Spell on You" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
• ♫: Janelle Monáe – "Come Alive [War of the Roses]" (I May Destroy You, S01E09)
• "Rose, Gangnam's dead! I'm back, baby!" (Maxxx, S01E04)
• "Anthony Robbins me." (Maxxx, S01E04)
• "I'm a longtime believer, first-time prayer." (Maxxx, S01E04)
• "I love MySpace. I love Selena Gomez. I love gravel." (Maxxx, S01E05)
• "Oh, it's like a Richard Curtis movie. Oh, I'm just a boy, sitting under a whore, telling her I don't love her." (Maxxx, S01E05)
• "We could give him CBD oil. That cures everything." (Maxxx, S01E05)
• "Yo, Stephen Fry, shut up." (Maxxx, S01E05)
• ♫: "Wade in the Water" (Maxxx, S01E05)
• "I bleed authenticness-ness. Ask Crazy Frog, ask Jedward, ask Justin Timberlake." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• "Who is the biggest comeback ever?"
  "I don't know. Shia LaBeouf."
  "Jesus Christ."
  "I don't know, I'm just throwing out names, bro."
  "No, literally, Jesus Christ." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• "I find it ironic that my actual gender fluid turned out to be gender fluid." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• "Wes Anderson themed, except we're gonna actually use black people in it." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• "You're not a kind of girl who's obsessed with penis size. You…not that that is relevant to me at all. Because…it's…at least average in a number of Asian countries." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• "I wanna wear you like a feedbag." (Maxxx, S01E06)
• Maxxx Season Grade: D

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31. Funeral Crasher (Maxxx, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• "This fantasy cheap. Real life, I don't think you could afford her." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• ♫: Valerie June – "Workin' Woman Blues" (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Well, the closest I've been to Atlanta is the Freaknik chapter in A Man in Full." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "I'll text you."
  "I'll reply." (P-Valley, S01E03)

(P-Valley, S01E03)

• "Ears stay more open than legs at The Pynk." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Get you some sunscreen. We don't want you getting black now." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "A wise woman once told me: Don't let not one nigga know what you abouts to do. Just let these bitches watch." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• ♫: 5 Alarm – "Twerk Sumtin'" (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Well, bless your thotty little hearts." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Keyshawn, girl, bring your titties. This baby up here hungry." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• ♫: Tokyo Vanity – "Trinity Dance" (P-Valley, S01E03)

(P-Valley, S01E03)

• "Right now your shit more like salad."
  "Romaine or frisée?" (P-Valley, S01E03)
• ♫: The Showboys – "Drag Rap" (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Ain't no vitamin D in the VIP." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "It's all there."
  "You know I don't trust white people." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "Being banging sometime more a burden than a blessing." (P-Valley, S01E03)
• "I'm not straight, I just love dick." (I May Destroy You, S01E08)
• "I come from a generation of people that felt your power 'cause you came up in their face."
  "The Louis C.K. generation?" (Maxxx, S01E01)
• "What do you see?"
  [Michael Jackson]
  "Ugh, a depressing HBO documentary." (Maxxx, S01E01)
• "I'm woke enough to talk about periods." (Maxxx, S01E01)
• "Biggie Smalls dies, suddenly Puffy is selling Sting to black people. Thnk about that for a second. Sting to black people. That's the power of death." (Maxxx, S01E01)
• "Let's suck it out of the cadaver." (Maxxx, S01E02)
• "Cocaine, ecstasy, Adderall, Molly, Meow Meow, Benzodiazepines, uppers, downers, wheatgrass shot." (Maxxx, S01E02)
• "Where should I gain entry?" (Maxxx, S01E02)
• "Who needs integrity when you can be successful?" (Maxxx, S01E02)
• ♫: The La's – "Feelin'" (Brassic, S01E01)

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Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: What We Do in the Shadows

30. Phone Sex (P-Valley, S01E02)

Honourable Mention

• Pickles 4 Breakfast (Corporate, S03E01)
• "Here, I'll show you a post!" (Close Enough, S01E08)

Stray Observations

• "You got potential, but you ain't ready yet. You pumpin' out your first thoughts, and I need your 27th." (P-Valley, S01E02)
• ♫: Lil' Bad Cuzzin – "Chucalissa City" (P-Valley, S01E02)
• "All proceeds go to a bitch pockets." (P-Valley, S01E02)
• "Why you so damn heavy-handed?"
  "That's my grandmama recipe."
  "Is that why she dead?" (P-Valley, S01E02)
• "So what else you don't like about my fine establishment, A$AP Nobody?" (P-Valley, S01E02)
• "Yo, let me get a hit of that Aquafina." (P-Valley, S01E02)
• "One man in the club, looking to spend money. Two men in the club, lookin' to make money." (P-Valley, S01E02)
• "Some niggas can't handle them a Melanin Monroe. (P-Valley, S01E02)
• ♫: Mulatto – "Bitch From Da Souf" (P-Valley, S01E02)
• ♫: Key Glock – "Prime" (P-Valley, S01E02)
• "Now, I'm-a need you to use them lips. And I'll leave it up to you to decide which set you gon' use." (P-Valley, S01E02)
• "Someone needs to tell her that black women don't do coke. And, apart from Arabella, we don't get raped." (I May Destroy You, S01E07)

(Corporate, S03E01)

• "I'm watching Jew Pope. Um, kind of a dumb premise, but it's okay."
  "I've heard that's one of the better pope shows." (Corporate, S03E01)
• Piñata filled with pickles (Corporate, S03E01)
• Snailathan Gold (Close Enough, S01E07)

"You know, that movie doesn't really hold up." (Close Enough, S01E08)

• "Josh, I love focacc, but it's not from medieval times!" (Close Enough, S01E08)
• "University of Phoenix. Go browsers!" (Close Enough, S01E08)
• "How dare you? Quoting The Cable Guy was our thing." (Close Enough, S01E08)

(Close Enough, S01E08)

• "To protect the sheep, you got to catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."
  "Now you say one of Ethan Hawke's lines."
  "No one knows his part!" (Close Enough, S01E08)
• "I just wanted a Gotye parody!" (Close Enough, S01E08)
• "Where are they now?" epilogue (Close Enough, S01E08)
• Close Enough Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Great
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: What We Do in the Shadows