Adam Riff™

25. Animal Game (Virgin Island, S01E02)

Stray Observations

• </Top Chef, S22>

24. Predator WW2 (Predator: Killer of Killers)

Stray Observations

• Sam Richardson's character carrying around a universal remote to turn off motion smoothing on a television in a bar (Poker Face, S02E07)
• "Uh, giant skyscraper, uh, Superman power arms, yeah. Uh, classic original, and, I don't know, Philip Seymour Hoffman bad guy. [lock clicks] Oh, yes. Man. Questionable order, but I'll allow it." (Poker Face, S02E07)

23. Miracle Over the Mojave (The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, 29 Thu 2025)

Stray Observations

• </The Last of Us, S02>
• "No one is allowed in the cockpit if there's something wrong with them. So, if you're here, you must be fine." (The Rehearsal, S02E06)
• </The Rehearsal, S02>
• "Oh, God. I have to stop him."
  "You know how?"
  "I'm a tech CEO! So even if I don't, I'll pretend I do." (Rick and Morty, S08E01)
• "Joseph Gerbils is still dead. That's not your gerbil husband." (Poker Face, S02E06)
• "I mean, my blow job's not great, but how bad could it possibly be?"
  "Okay, nobody wants a subpar blow job." (Hacks, S04E10)
• </Hacks, S04>
• </Your Friends and Neighbors, S01>
• "Oh, Doja Cat reposted that Kyle is the V of our G."
  "Gross."
  "No. Voice of our generation."
  "Oh. Gross." (Adults, S01E01)
• "Open wide." (Adults, S01E02)
• "And on the plus side, they said you have the tightest, cutest little asshole they've ever seen. So that is a win. They see a lot of assholes, so sit with that, seriously." (Adults, S01E02)
• "This is her worst nightmare. She's gonna fucking Birdman herself out the window."
  "Birdman? I've never seen that."
  "I've never seen that either."
  "I've never seen it either." (Adults, S01E02)
• "How do you feel about firemen? Oh, no, sorry. There's a comma. How do you feel about fire and also men?" (Adults, S01E03)
• "Why are you talking to me like I'm retarded?"
  "Oh… no, I wasn't. No. The… We actually don't use that word anymore. Like, at all, sir. I… The cast of Glee kind of ended that through the power of song, so…" (Adults, S01E03)
• "You queerbaiting me?"
  "'Queerbaiting'? No, what is the spectrum of your language?" (Adults, S01E03)
• "We are in a post-de Blasio, pre-Avatar III moment. We have to live." (Adults, S01E04)
• "But this is kind of my farewell tour. And not in the Elton way, where I keep coming back. But in like a Bowie way, where I die at the end." (Adults, S01E04)
• "Okay, can you guys do this in truly any other part of the house? I have to go off mute in a second and say, 'Uh-huh,' or else I’ll get an e-mail." (Adults, S01E04)
• "Like, I’m 24, I’m unemployed, I’m about to be priced out of blonde." (Adults, S01E04)
• "I seriously can't with this veil."
  "Can you stop? It's tradition in my culture."
  "You can't just say that when you want to wear something."
  "I didn't make a thing about your hat."
  "My yarmulke?" (Adults, S01E05)
• "Oh, you boys playing Melee?" (Adults, S01E05)
• "Oh, my God, does nobody know the word 'waft'?" (Adults, S01E06)
• "You're not a man of the house, Samir. You are Eloise."
  "You fuck…" (Adults, S01E06)
• "Don't Samir this."
  "Okay, don't… don't verb my name at me." (Adults, S01E07)
• "Wait."
  "Hmm?"
  "Does he watch The Masked Singer?"
  "Yeah."
  "Could he explain it to me?"
  "Of-Of course." (Adults, S01E08)
• "Last night I went down on a woman while her husband sobbed beside me, okay? I can do anything." (Adults, S01E08)
• ♫: AJJ – "Brave as a Noun" (Adults, S01E08)
• </Adults, S01>

22. Griffin Mill (The Studio, S01E10)

Stray Observations

• "I felt like I got the gist of this autism stuff." (The Rehearsal, S02E05)
• </The Devil's Plan, S02>
• "Why did you smell it?"
  "It was instinctual." (The Studio, S01E10)
• "Here to talk about Continental's tentpole film of 2026 is the auteur director behind Kool-Aid, Nick Stoller!" (The Studio, S01E10)
• "My legs are assholes!" (The Studio, S01E10)
• </The Studio, S01>
• </Conan O'Brien Must Go, S02>
• Two Adrienne Barbeaus (Duster, S01E02)

21. Dear Abby (Conan O'Brien Must Go, S02E02)

Stray Observations

• "You had a wet dream about Einstein?" (The Rehearsal, S02E04)
• "I recently acted in a dramatic series that aired on Paramount Plus, a network with some questionable viewpoints." (The Rehearsal, S02E04)
• "There's a whole galaxy out there waiting to disgust you." (Andor, S02E10)
• "Life shows us what we stand to lose. Most people look away." (Andor, S02E10)
• </Andor, S02>
• "Big night for us, so I'm going to give her a little tranquilizer to stay calm, a little laxative to clear her out, a little lorazepam for her anxiety."
  "Jesus, that's like a Judy Garland of alligators."
  "Yeah. And the worst part is, people can't get enough. And he's big on CopTok, GatorTok. Because of his Rolex collection, he's also quite popular in the horologist community."
  "They love him on TickTockTok." (Poker Face, S02E04)
• "Jurassic Park." (Hacks, S04E07)
• "Hello. I have a thought about how to get Ava and Deborah to be friends again. Have you ever seen a movie called Black Snake Moan?" (Hacks, S04E08)
• "Seal the deal, Bento. You're not nah." (Overcompensating, S01E01)
• "Yo, how's the city?"
  "Fucking tits, bro. I'm thinking about what we're gonna do for SantaCon this year." (Overcompensating, S01E03)