Adam Riff™

41. Dennis without make-up (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E03)

Stray Observations

• "Time for a blood sacrifice." (Succession, S02E09)
• Sam Esmail: "Goodbye, friend." (Mr. Robot, S04E01)
• "Who wants to suck an old man's dick?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E08)
• "Urethra!" (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E08)
• Edgy BJ (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E08)
• "So basically what you're saying is you need black-up." (Black-ish, S06E03)
• "So men are the white people of gender." (Black-ish, S06E03)
• "You have the tendon dexterity of a sow." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E03)
• "'Make the world your clam.'" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E03)
• "It's not the clams!!!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E03)
• Retrospective of Dee's characters (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E03)
• Charlie and Dennis making out (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E03)
• "Oh, I don't want to taste your cheese. It's weird."
  "Well, I don't want to taste your cheese either!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E03)
• "Do you like hard candy?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E03)
• "You're like the Pam Anderson boob motorcycle of people." (The Good Place, S04E03)
• Primal Season Grade: B

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Succession
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

40. Mid-Day News (Saturday Night Live, S45E02)

Stray Observations

• Ken.W.A (Succession, S02E08)
• "Give me the LaCie Rugged drive." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E07)
• "Doesn't matter. I love my bi son." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E07)
• "His knife versus my guns." (American Horror Story, S09E03)
• Dolph Lundgren (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E02)
• "Just give him an accent."
  "What kind of accent?"
  "What about Australian? That's pretty foreign."
  "No, that's not gonna work."
  "'Cause they're white."
  "No, because they're fun. They're a very fun group of people, right? I mean… Try to hate an Australian. It's impossible."
  "A bunch of rapscallions."
  "Little rascals." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E02)
• "I'm mad, but I don't know at what anymore." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E02)
• "Give me dong or give me death." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E02)
• "No, no, no. Pirating is stealing. We didn't steal it, okay? We just downloaded it."
  "Uh, the website is called 'moviepirate.com.'"
  "And the other one is called, uh, 'freemovies/arrrgh.'"
  "Ahhh, I'm starting to see a little bit of a pattern here, because, uh, I also use one called 'stolenmovies.free.'" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E02)
• "Put on the Auto Motion Plus." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E02)
• "The Jacksonville Jaguars cut Blake Bortles." (The Good Place, S04E02)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Succession
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

39. Drifters (Cake, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• "I'm gonna move to Malibu Beach, shave my pussy, learn to surf."
  "Shave your pussy? Why you gonna shave your pussy?"
  "So I can surf faster, Jesse! All y'all trying to suppress me, tell me I can't shave stuff." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E06)
• "Don't shave your pussy. Your time will come." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E06)
• "She can know who George Washington was and still fuck." (The Deuce, S03E03)
• "I don't give a fuck! Frisée fucking Lardon!" (The Deuce, S03E03)
• "Look, some dickhead broke into your apartment and attacked you. That's gotta super scary. I mean, a stranger once grabbed my boob outside a Sam Goody, so I get it." (American Horror Story, S09E02)
• "Do you want to know the other great thing about God? You can use him to explain why something happened, but you can also use him to explain why you did something. Even something horrible. Isn't that great?"
  "So I don't have to feel bad for anything I do?"
  "Not if you're doing God's work." (American Horror Story, S09E02)
• "Dude, go first."
  "Fuck you! Why me?"
  "You're a world-class athlete. You're faster than all of us."
  "I do the fucking pommel horse!" (American Horror Story, S09E02)
• "So let's kick things off with our official Bad Place song."
  ♫ "1-877-KARS for Kids…" ♫ (The Good Place, S04E01)
• "I tried talking to her, but it was the dullest conversation I have ever had, and this is coming from someone who once split a Xanax with Peter Sarsgaard." (The Good Place, S04E01)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Succession
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two