This clip from the Fox show Beat Shazam is the bleakest thing on television. Darker than Euphoria or Chernobyl. I implore you to watch the entire clip pic.twitter.com/exocXvCaVg
— Mike Abrusci (@mikeabrusci) July 15, 2019
28. Duel of the Fates (Beat Shazam, S03E07)
- ♫: Ben Kingsley – "When Doves Cry" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
- "You're marrying a man who was homosexual 12 minutes ago?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
- "Lonnie won't save you with Christian love. To be saved, you need love that comes from the nuts – his nuts and your girl nuts." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
"This is a conservative community. If I receive liberal, say, news publications, like The New York Times or The Guardian or a strap-on, will they… That will be confidential?"
"And you have, um, you have various P.O. box sizes?"
"There are. We have five P.O. box sizes."
"My box will need to be longer than seven-and-a-half inches." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
"You buried her alive, sheriff, and you're going soft on a bird?"
"His lady died, man!" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06)
- ♫: Daniel Johnston – "True Love Will Find You in the End" (Legion, S03E03)
- "Everybody knows this is where you bottoms brunch." (Pose, S02E04)
- "Marriotts are owned by Mormons." (Baskets, S04E04)
"All she's gonna do is take pictures of her titties and put it on Twitter."
"Well, that's the truth. You might as well call it 'Twitties.'" (Baskets, S04E04)
"It hurts when I touch it, for some reason."
"And then the red comes out." (Los Espookys, S01E05)
- "The beach town that's fallen victim to a sea monster now seems to be home to Marilyn Monroe's ghost, which has been possessed by Fred Flintstone." (Los Espookys, S01E05)
"Why aren't you wearing your UFO t-shirts?"
"Why would the aliens wear t-shirts that say 'UFO," their mode of transportation? Would you wear a shirt that says 'car'?"
"I would wear one that says 'Kia Picanto,' yes." (Los Espookys, S01E05)
The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Perpetual Grace, LTD
The New AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Los Espookys