Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

49. Undone (The Curse, S01E03)

Stray Observations

  • Kuato knife (Rick and Morty, S07E07)
  • "Oh, you're getting choked. Go go ponytail secret move!"
    "Oh, my God! What? Hair, stop! I need you to remove that." (Rick and Morty, S07E07)
  • "This industry's all about the spectacle. It's gettin' harder for me to feel anything. I'm like fuckin' One-Punch Man."
    "Wait, wait, wait. You fuck with One-Punch Man?"
    "Say word."
    "Every night, I watch Saitama kill all those monsters with one punch and never feel shit. Never. Always looking for the thrill of a real opponent. Yeah, that's my nigga." (Rap Sh!t, S02E05)

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

48. Live caller tries to get Stephen A. Smith with Pixar's Cars question…gets owned (The Stephen A. Smith Show, 21 Nov 2023)

Stray Observations

  • "I'm Leg Riiick!" (Rick and Morty, S07E06)
  • "Fucking rock asshole." (Rick and Morty, S07E06)
  • "That was your Hail Mary?"
    "I held onto my tits for nothing!" (Rick and Morty, S07E06)
  • "Will it bother you if I watch Blue Bloods?" (Fargo, S05E01)
  • Imagine Dragons posters (Fargo, S05E01)
  • Jon Hamm with pierced nipples (Fargo, S05E02)
  • "Does my discussing matters of state in moist repose bother you?" (Fargo, S05E02)
  • "I-I just want to play floor hockey in my socks with Scotty again and watch Real Housewives." (Fargo, S05E02)
  • Benjamin Earl Turner (Rap Sh!t, S02E04)
  • "Yo, DJ, give me something real mellow, you know, like 115 BPM." (Rap Sh!t, S02E04)
  • "Um, I want my fish fried hard and I want it thick. I want people to wonder if my fish got a BBL. I want the ass on my fish to look like two Ethiopian foreheads just pootin' his way through the Atlantic current. I want it thick like Kelly Price lips and Cardi B ass. Don't give me a red snapper. I want some red clapper."
    "Hey, I could get some hush puppies?"
    "Anything else?"
    "Hey, what you want?"
    "I'm hungry for that bread."
    "Oh, yeah, it come with bread."
    "Yeah, it's in the meal." (Rap Sh!t, S02E04)
  • "Mom's going through hell back on Earth, and you were getting it on with a grasshopper two seconds after you left." (Invincible, S02E04)

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

47. Bring Da Cuckus (The Curse, S01E01)

Stray Observations

  • "Look at us. We're the cherry tomato boys." (The Curse, S01E01)
  • ♫: Speelburg – "When You Want Me" (Invincible, S02E03)
  • "Nothing's ever scared me! My nickname in school was 'Fearless.' I wore No Fear shirts every day!"
    "Sounds to me like those shirts were a lie, bro." (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, S01E02)
  • "Well, there goes my career. It's like I'm a show that's no longer on the air. I'm a… Damn. I wish there was a word for it." (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, S01E04)
  • "She was looking for me. Looking for answers, never giving up. Like that famous detective."
    "I was gonna say Detective Pikachu." (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, S01E07)
  • ♫: Anamanaguchi – "Mortal Kombat Cover" (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, S01E08)
  • </Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, S01>

Ants to You, Gods to Who?

Isn't RDJ also being…?


Dueling "road to the Oscars" honours!

Palm Springs got KOTFM. SB got Barbenheimer.

Lily Gladstone non-exclusive. Palm Springs better lock down Jeffrey Wright.

Fentanyl rockets from Hamas

How much wedding cake is wasted because it's served too late? Some guests are full, some guests already left…

For something that couples fuss over, wedding cake often goes neglected.

Wedding cake should be served during the cocktail hour, or, if there is no cocktail hour, then immediately following the ceremony. Make it a refreshment. I'd rather fill up with a considered cake than overcooked beef or fish.

Idea: A wedding reception where the centerpieces are actually cake.