14. Orgasm Review (Made for Love, S01E01) Honourable Mention Matt Riddle forgets his lines (WWE Raw, 29 Mar 21) Stray Observations "Take this shit and get the fuck out of here." "Uh-uh— Nuh-uh. We did a lot of work to set this motherfucker up and…

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13. Justice League Dark (Invincible, S01E01) Honourable Mention Great Moments In Sports Television (NCAA March Madness, 21 Mar 21) Soul-gazing exercise (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E02) Stray Observations Jerome wearing a fur-collared leather robe in Little Rock (Snowfall, S04E06) "Damn. Fucking my shocks…

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12. Destined to do this forever (Zack Snyder's Justice League) Stray Observations "And welcome to Young Athletes and the Road Ahead, brought to you by NBC and our proud sponsor Beyond Protein." "Where's the beef? On the cow where it belongs." "Thanks, Beyondé" (Young Rock,…

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11. Exploding Ring (AEW Revolution, 07 Mar 21) Honourable Mention Soccer Journalist Crushed By Falling Wall On TV Set, Insane Video (ESPN FC Radio Colombia, 09 Mar 21) The Snail Is Revealed! (The Masked Singer, S05E01) Arianna freaking out (Genera+ion, S01E02) Stray Observations Hollywood elites:…

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10. Then, Now, Forever (WWE SmackDown, 06 Mar 21) Stray Observations Vince McMahon's casting (Young Rock, S01E03) "They didn't even talk about us during fernet." (Young Rock, S01E03) "We slept like angels." "Well, angels are technically dead, so…" (Kenan, S01E03) "Princesses are out. Empowerment is…

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9. #1 in the U.S. Today (Ginny and Georgia, S01E08) Stray Observations "Do you think I want Sim's Market Brand Milk Alternative for my coffee? No. I want the purple half-and-half, but nobody here is making half-and-half money." (Young Rock, S01E02) "Their crab cakes make…

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8. Freedom! '81 (It's a Sin, S01E01) Stray Observations Ed Orgeron (Young Rock, S01E01) "Rick came down when Cori passed and never left. It's been a year of him just all up in our business, man. Just throwing our swagger off as a unit,t rying…

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7. Framing Britney Spears (The New York Times Presents, S02E06) Honourable Mention Avocado Fight (Mr. Mayor, S01E07) Yo-Magic Ad (WandaVision, S01E06) Stray Observations Papyrus (Devil May Care, S01E01) (Devil May Care, S01E01) "Which way is Mexico?!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07) "This is a business problem, and…

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5. It Follows (Search Party, S04E07) Stray Observations "Okay, now what am I gonna do for half an hour?" "Well, there's a sex museum right over there." (Search Party, S04E07) ♫: French 79 – "The Remedy" (Search Party, S04E07) ♫: French 79 – "Quartz" (Search…

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4. How do you do, fellow kids? (Mr. Mayor, S01E04) Stray Observations "I am intimate with the most desperate and ostentatious lawyers on the whole East Coast." (Search Party, S04E04) "Your Honor, there's a twink that we believed to be dead who may have kidnapped…

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3. Blurred Vision (WandaVision, S01E02) Honourable Mention Ariel Pink (Tucker Carlson Tonight, 14 Jan) Stray Observations Soft version of Dory's apartment (Search Party, S04E01) ♫: BLACKPAW – "Allow Me [to Destroy You]" (Search Party, S04E01) "Like many citizens today, I too have been brainwashed by…

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2. Wes Andersimpsons (The Simpsons, S32E11) Stray Observations "Fox Kidz" (Mr. Mayor, S01E01) "Aren't you a little old for the name Jayden?" "Thank you for noticing. I'm actually one of the oldest Jaydens you'll ever meet. Born in 1981, I like to think I might…

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