3. Stage dive (WWE Raw, 13 Jan 20) Honourable Mention Brad's score (Jeopardy! The Greatest of All Time, 14 Jan 20) Stray Observations "Chainsaw bear!" (The Good Place, S04E11) "Pushing the rock up the hill gave me a purpose. Who am I if the rock's…

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2. Relaxer (Black-ish, S06E11) Honourable Mention Popeye's favourite food is… (Family Feud Canada, 09 Jan 20) Stray Observations Cybertruck (The Good Place, S04E10) "Wow. This is a toughy. On one hand, I would love to get some spiders in those buttholes. On the other hand,…

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1. Marriage Story (WWE Raw, 30 Dec 19) Stray Observations "Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm not doing my impression of Jim Carrey in the 2008 film Yes Man." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S02E05) "Ooh, rotisserie chicken. That's my favourite. It is kind of messed up,…

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1. NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13 2. Jon Glaser Loves Gear 3. The Good Place 4. WWE SmackDown Live 5. Shark Tank 6. Top Chef: Kentucky 7. PEN15 8. Miracle Workers 9. You're the Worst 10. PEN15 11. Kraft Punk's Political Party 12. Brooklyn Nine-Nine 13….

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51. Gumby Returns (Saturday Night Live, S45E10) Stray Observations "Why did you make me wear a mask?" "Because masks make men cruel." (Watchmen, S01E09) "You look stupid in those panties." "I'm about to become the most powerful man alive, Laurie. Waving my dick in people's…

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50. Children's Clothing Ad (Saturday Night Live, S45E09) Stray Observations "White people love to split up families." (Shameless, S10E05) "Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses. Over here, The Prince of Puget Sound." (Silicon Valley, S06E07) "That's what Florian says to Claudette outside the cheese cave!"…

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49. Puddle of Mudd (Silicon Valley, S06E06) Stray Observations Jeremy Irons farting (Watchmen, S01E07) ♫: Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross – "LIFE ON MARS?" (Watchmen, S01E07) "My number is: I like anal." (Shameless, S10E04) Donald Trump (Mr. Robot, S04E09) "Because one time, I threw a…

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48. Cole World 2 (WWE NXT, 11-27-19) Stray Observations Cheyenne Jackson (Watchmen, S01E06) The man who Will Reeves arrests and later shoots in the head is Fred Trump (Watchmen, S01E06) Minutemen photo (Watchmen, S01E06) "All right. You can hang yourself now." (Watchmen, S01E06) Lady Trieu…

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47. Cole World (NXT TakeOver: WarGames, 11-23-19) Stray Observations Michael Imperioli (Watchmen, S01E05) "I'm FBI. We bug shit." (Watchmen, S01E05) Pale Horse : Schindler's List (Watchmen, S01E05) ♫: "Careless Whisper"s (Watchmen, S01E05) "Get out of my she-shed." (Shameless, S10E02) "Power is just an asshole stuffed…

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46. Eat Shit, Bob (Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, 11-10-19) Stray Observations "You know he was a racist?" "He was a white man in Oklahoma." (Watchmen, S01E04) Lube Man (Watchmen, S01E04) Adrian Veidt pulling cloned fetuses out of a river so he can age…

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45. Runaway (Mr. Robot, S04E05) Stray Observations "Is it the 1980s, Petey?" "Uh, mm-mm, no sir." "Then who gives a shit about Rorschach?" (Watchmen, S01E03) (Watchmen, S01E03) "And where does God go when he dies? He goes to Hell." (Watchmen, S01E03) "You've probably read half…

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44. A good time (AEW Dynamite, 10-30-19) Honourable Mention Hungry Jury (Saturday Night Live, S45E05) Stray Observations Henry Louis Gates, Jr. (Watchmen, S01E02) "There are so many things I'd like to occur to you." (Watchmen, S01E02) Blue penis (Watchmen, S01E02) (Watchmen, S01E02) ♫: Beastie Boys…

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43. The Pod (Watchmen, S01E01) Honourable Mention Conan Visits The Offices Of Death Stranding Creator Hideo Kojima (Conan, 10-23-19) Judge Barry (Saturday Night Live, S45E04) Stray Observations White supremacist listening to Future (Watchmen, S01E01) ♫: Grimes – "Flesh Without Blood" (Mr. Robot, S04E03) "Can one…

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42. Bloomin' Judy (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E09) Stray Observations "Sails out, nails out, bro." (Succession, S01E10) "Karl sounds good. Sausage thief." (Succession, S01E10) "Greg sprinkles" (Succession, S01E10) "He ate my fuckin' chicken." "Mm-hm." "So, what next? Stick his cock into my potato salad?" (Succession, S01E10)…

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41. Dennis without make-up (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S14E03) Stray Observations "Time for a blood sacrifice." (Succession, S02E09) Sam Esmail: "Goodbye, friend." (Mr. Robot, S04E01) "Who wants to suck an old man's dick?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E08) "Urethra!" (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E08) Edgy BJ…

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40. Mid-Day News (Saturday Night Live, S45E02) Stray Observations Ken.W.A (Succession, S02E08) "Give me the LaCie Rugged drive." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E07) "Doesn't matter. I love my bi son." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E07) "His knife versus my guns." (American Horror Story, S09E03) Dolph Lundgren (It's…

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39. Drifters (Cake, S01E01) Stray Observations "I'm gonna move to Malibu Beach, shave my pussy, learn to surf." "Shave your pussy? Why you gonna shave your pussy?" "So I can surf faster, Jesse! All y'all trying to suppress me, tell me I can't shave stuff."…

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38. "Misbehavin'" (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E05) Honourable Mention "We Here For You" (Succession, S02E06) Opening credits (American Horror Story, S09E01) Stray Observations "You don't really hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the, uh, the MySpace of STDs." (Succession, S02E06) "Hey, uh, big fan,…

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37. Tribute song to bring Stephanie home (South Side, S01E08) Stray Observations Kendall shit the bed (Succession, S02E05) Satanist dance (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E04) "I bet you money that that was his semen load." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E04) "'ATL was dirty, dirty, for sure-y.'" "'ATL'…

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36. Unquotable Eulogy (Succession, S02E04) Stray Observations "A person can definitely fit through that window. A small person. An attack child." (Succession, S02E04) "Very well. I accept your blackmail." (Succession, S02E04) "We are so grateful for this opportunity to worship and praise His name here…

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