38. Big Smelly Bushes (PEN15, S02E02) Honourable Mention Heel Turn (Lovecraft Country, S01E05) Stray Observations "Scared the shit outta me to wake up white." (Lovecraft Country, S01E05) "When I was stumbling down the street, crazed and disheveled and screaming at everybody around me, they weren't…

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37. Mysterio Family Piñata (WWE Raw, 07 Sep 20) Stray Observations ♫: Lil Brudda Haitian – "Jax Out" (P-Valley, S01E08) "Why Mane ain't come bring this his-self?" "'Cause Mane ass his trifling cousin babysit his ankle bracelet, and his cousin robbed a Krystal's." (P-Valley, S01E08)…

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36. Singing Gills (The Boys, S02E02) Stray Observations "Oh, I pity you." "Pray tell, why I deserve such an expensive emotion from you?" "The folks who deserve your concern don't get it, and the folks you shouldn't be concerned about get to tell you what…

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35. Quebec's French-Canadian adaptation of Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Escouade 99, S01) Honourable Mention She's just sitting in a massage chair (Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!, S01E01) Stray Observations ♫: The Jeffersons theme song (Lovecraft Country, S01E02) "How did he come about his fortune?" "Shipping." "That's code…

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34. Northbound and Sundown (Lovecraft Country, S01E01) Stray Observations ♫: Megan Thee Stallion – "Hot Girl" (P-Valley, S01E06) "Black girls don't bruise." (P-Valley, S01E06) Loretta Devine (P-Valley, S01E06) "Well, you was the one who said turning a juke joint into a shake joint was gon'…

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33. 5 out of 5 (Corporate, S03E04) Stray Observations "Look, the mayor's office can expedite a foreclosure in the case of properties that they consider a community blight." "Community blight? Do you know how many hoes I done put through school?" (P-Valley, S01E05) ♫: Renni…

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32. Raw Underground (WWE Raw, 03 Aug 20) Honourable Mention Sex scene (P-Valley, S01E04) Sex scene (Maxxx, S01E03) Stray Observations "Ooh-whee, girl. I don't need no crack with a voice like that." (P-Valley, S01E04) "Don't blaspheme in front of me." "Nigga, you ain't God." (P-Valley,…

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31. Funeral Crasher (Maxxx, S01E01) Stray Observations "This fantasy cheap. Real life, I don't think you could afford her." (P-Valley, S01E03) ♫: Valerie June – "Workin' Woman Blues" (P-Valley, S01E03) "Well, the closest I've been to Atlanta is the Freaknik chapter in A Man in…

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30. Phone Sex (P-Valley, S01E02) Honourable Mention Pickles 4 Breakfast (Corporate, S03E01) "Here, I'll show you a post!" (Close Enough, S01E08) Stray Observations "You got potential, but you ain't ready yet. You pumpin' out your first thoughts, and I need your 27th." (P-Valley, S01E02) ♫:…

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29. Longer than the Confederacy (The Jump, 14 Jul 20) Honourable Mention Tools (Celebrity Family Feud, S06E05) Stray Observations "Come on, now. We got some very important penises out there." (P-Valley, S01E01) "I know brown FUBU T-shirt over there readier than a motherfucker, man." (P-Valley,…

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28. Parenthood (Close Enough, S01E02) Stray Observations ♫: Janelle Monáe – "Pynk [feat. Grimes] (I May Destroy You, S01E05) "I worked hard for those Togo's stamps!" (Close Enough, S01E01) "Hope you guys like Weezer." (Close Enough, S01E02) "I can't wait to post about this on…

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27. Opening Statement (Search Party, S03E06) Stray Observations "She didn't do it. She couldn't have. I'm a doctor, and people with freckles are pretty tame and sensitive." (Search Party, S03E02) Lady Bird (Search Party, S03E02) Tosh.0 (Search Party, S03E05) "He's taken a vow of silence…

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