47. Fury Rodent (Human vs. Hamster, S01E03) Stray Observations "So, we save the movie, and then we focus on me, because they use buckets in Armenian jails. They're still on the bucket system." (The Franchise, S01E08) </The Franchise, S01> "What are you up to, you…
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Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
46. Father Daughter Dance (Landman, S01E01) Stray Observations "Oh my God! He's sitting in my fucking chair. Oh, that's it, mother. In she goes. Un-fucking-believable. The moment that lady's cheeks made contact with the canvas, a way of life ended." (The Franchise, S01E07) "I've seen…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
45. The Bottom Line (Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, 15 Nov 2024) Stray Observations </The Penguin, S01> "You know how he gets." "Not really. I mean, he watches Formula One qualifying rounds." (The Franchise, S01E06) "Hi. Circling back on Peter's erection, the studio is very…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
44. Crackheads (Shark Tank, S16E04) Stray Observations "Now, would you care to know who's got the smallest dick in Hollywood?" "It's gotta be one of the kids from Stranger Things, right?" (The Franchise, S01E05) "And off I fuck for treacle pud on the beanbag." (The…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
43. Chappell's Show (Saturday Night Live, S50E05) Stray Observations "Look, he's here now, and he's the talent, so let's pre-vis our happy faces and go tell the man we hate how much we love him." (The Franchise, S01E04) "Oh, he can be difficult. Believe. You…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
42. Nixon (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E03) Stray Observations "I'm just nodding today. No dialogue. Nod away and let those clever little boys in India paint round me with their graphics." (The Franchise, S01E03) "Not to man-explain this thing." "It's 'mansplain.'" "I don't…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
41. Sister Sister (Grotesquerie, S01E07) Stray Observations "Maybe a drink then and, uh, hopefully some wings as well." "I don't think they have wings, but there is a cum-themed Bundt cake." (English Teacher, S01E08) "Guys, I'm on the root beer Wiki. It's true." (English Teacher,…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
40. Alternate Endings (The Simpsons, S36E01) Stray Observations "Jesus, Vic, I said no cilantro! It's fucking everywhere! Girls are on their way. Start picking." (The Penguin, S01E02) "Peter's too old. And even he's lost the cloacal breath and bought a grouse moor." (Industry, S03E08) </Industry,…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
39. Please Clap (Ellen DeGeneres: For Your Approval) Stray Observations "She's a Democrat. She only pretends to have a heart." (Industry, S03E07) "So, what, we're just at the mercy of someone else's ambition?" "Aren't we always?" (Industry, S03E07) ♫: 38 Special – "Caught Up in…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
38. Swamp Things (American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez, S01E02) Stray Observations "Oh, they've really cleaned Shepherd's Market up. Used to be Brass City. People would pop out the office to grab a Pret sandwich and a blowjob." (Industry, S03E06) "Save this activist thing for Facebook."…