Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

24. Skate or Die (The Boys, S04E03)

Stray Observations

(Ren Faire, S01E03)

  • </Ren Faire, S01>
  • "Dude, I'm down to destroy this racist system we work for right after it buys me some crepes." (Clipped, S01E03)
  • "Go up to Lucy's through the back."
    "But all her snacks are low-fat!" (Clipped, S01E03)
  • [phone buzzing]
    "What is that, two mosquitoes fucking?" (Clipped, S01E03)
  • "Man, I'm trying to do 20 minutes twice a day. That's what David Lynch does." (Clipped, S01E03)

(Clipped, S01E03)

  • "I heard that this hotel makes its own ice cream. Why don't you take Ryan and try and find some, huh?"
    "What a great idea. Go for it, sport. Just nobody come back pregnant. Just kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. They're too young. Although, Ryan could spew goo if he wanted to." (The Boys, S04E01)
  • "Come on. I do not want to miss Smash Mouth." (The Boys, S04E01)
  • "Hold up, I thought he ate a dog."
    "He ate out a dog." (The Boys, S04E01)
  • "Motherfucker. I just logged in five minutes ago."
    "What's happening?"
    "This shit."
    "Uh… Oh, okay, yeah, you got to hit 'Keep me logged in.' But, uh, spoiler alert, that will not keep you logged in." (The Boys, S04E01)
  • "Are you ready to stop re-using your catheter and start living your life?" (The Boys, S04E01)
  • "Ferrell fucking Streep." (The Boys, S04E02)

(The Boys, S04E02)

  • "I was leaving his dorm in the morning when I noticed it for the first time. A puzzling discovery. An empty Gatorade bottle. Soon, I'd learn that all young, straight men are obsessed with collecting these in their bedroom." (Fantasmas, S01E02)
  • "Ugh, these are not the emojis I need. What I need is an emoji that is a garden filled with broken statues, each representing one of my exes. That's for when someone texts me asking, 'Hey, who's at the club?' An emoji that is one of the spoons from Beauty and the Beast finally getting turned back into a human but then realizing he's still a servant. That's for when you get a promotion at work. An emoji of an orange that contoured itself to look like a peach. You can use that when you text, 'Hey, I'm just getting ready.' An emoji of the planet Jupiter shocked when he realizes that scientists have been referring to him as a gas giant. That's for when someone accidentally texts something about you to you. An emoji of me sitting at the urgent care and the nurses recognizing me and going, 'Not this bitch again.'" (Fantasmas, S01E02)

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