8. Killing Bill Maher (Miracle Workers, S01E02) Context: Steve Buscemi is God. Stray Observations Bumping tucks (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E07) "I just don't get it is all." "There's nothing to get, Tim. I'm pretending that I have a vagina. It's very simple. What is…

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7. Trash Talk (Pen15, S01E01) Stray Observations "These kids are up to no good. They are making way too much noise, okay?" "Noise? That's Tyler, the Creator." (Shameless, S09E10) (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E06) "Guys, I appreciate your help, but I can't do this. I've…

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6. Boxed Waffle Mix Drama (Top Chef: Kentucky, S16E10) Stray Observations "We've all peed in things we regret." (The Magicians, S04E03) "Hank, bring me…a Charbonnay." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E05) "I also deleted photos of you from Halloween as Terri Schiavo." "Okay, I went as Terri Schiavo…

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5. The Rocketeer Pack (Shark Tank, S10E12) Stray Observations The new WWE Championship, made of "100% sustainable hemp" and "naturally fallen oak" (WWE SmackDown LIVE, 01-29-19) "Yesterday, Paul F. Tompkins made me drink two liters of split pea soup." (You're the Worst, S05E04) "But you…

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4. Daniel Bryan vs. Baby Boomers (SmackDown LIVE, 01-22-19) Stray Observations Jaboukie (Crashing, S03E01) Crystal Pepsi anachronism (Black Monday, S01E01) "Hey, Dre. Why so happy? Oh, did they just free Mumia?" (Black-ish, S05E11) Dangerous Minds + Finding Forrester (Black-ish, S05E11) "Spent Friendsgiving in Zermatt with…

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3. Backpack Kid Dance (The Good Place, S03E12) Stray Observations ♫: Cassandra Wilson – "Death Letter" (True Detective, S03E01) "I've got some big news." "Oh. What's up? Did you get a modeling job with, uh…doing some Icelandic panties or something?" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E02)…

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2. Remembering Steve Cirbus (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E01) Stray Observations "I thought piña coladas might be too festive, so I got two super depressing coconuts filled with merlot." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E01) "Clearly, the pineapple is the slut." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E01) "Look, I wanted to…

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It's year 10 of this already?! 1. Undertale creator made a wrestling promo for Kenny Omega (NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13, 4 Jan 19) Bending the rules for a slow week. Stray Observations "Derek Jeter was hitting on you? I know you don't like men, Nicole,…

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1. The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz 2. The Magicians 3. Desus and Mero 4. The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story 5. Riverdale 6. NBA: Hornets at Trail Blazers 7. Area 21 8. Ellen 9. Atlanta 10. Ash vs. Evil Dead 11….

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51. You don't like rap?! (Champaign ILL, S01E04) Stray Observations "What about reverse ketchup? Is that a thing?" "Tomatoes. What about a shoe that fucks you?" (Champaign ILL, S01E03) (Champaign ILL, S01E03) Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Homecoming Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion:…

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50. Weezer (Saturday Night Live, S44E09) Stray Observations "Puerto Ricans drink rum, not tequila." (Escape at Dannemora, S1E04) "I feel really bad for Bryce Harper." "What, for being a fuckin' faggot?" (Escape at Dannemora, S1E04) "I wish every night that that piece of shit Pablo…

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49. First Impression (Saturday Night Live) Honourable Mention Everyone is Janet! (The Good Place, S03E10) Stray Observations "Where's our frozen yogurt gift card?" "You'll get it when the job's done. But may I recommend no toppings? That's how they get you. Yeah, it really weighs…

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48. Conan's Japanese Etiquette Lesson (Conan Without Borders: Japan, 11-28-18) Stray Observations "If you give Alex hot sesame squirts and he finds out, he may never forgive you." (Bob's Burgers, S09E08) "These names are kind of bland. 'Tuna melt'? 'Turkey pot pie'? Maybe we can…

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47. Lakers fan crushes the halftime card game (Jazz at Lakers, 11-23-18) Slow week. Stray Observations "A slaughterhouse? That doesn't sound good." Maybe she meant 'cider house.' That place rules." (Bob's Burgers, S09E07) "It's not crap. It's Nick Jonas, and I like it." (Escape at…

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46. Mr. Pickles Goes to Washington (Kidding, S01E10) Honourable Mention Space Station Broadcast (Saturday Night Live, S44E06) Stray Observations Charlie singing along to Teska Industrija (The Little Drummer Girl, S01E03) "For terror is theatre." (The Little Drummer Girl, S01E03) "There's the quilt thief – the…

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45. Mac's Dance (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S13E10) Stray Observations "You always log out before outing a log!" (Bob's Burgers, S09E05) "You should have never let me see you act, Larry. Once you showed me that, you showed me everything." "How you mean?" "Pimp…

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44. Pretzel Jack (Channel Zero: The Dream Door, S04E01) Stray Observations "Damn. Y'all murdered the shit out that mothafucka." […] "What happened?" "He talked too much." (The Deuce, S02E08) "We don't live how you live, so we don't know what you know, so we can't…

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43. Single Take Prison Break (Daredevil, S03E04) Honourable Mention The Pickles family is furious, and they all scream "fuck you" at Vivian until she leaves (Kidding, S01E07) Diddy Proves He's Scared of Clowns (Ellen, 10-25-18) Stray Observations "Those Who Can, Dle Candles" (Bob's Burgers, S09E04)…

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42. It's Sometimes Seinfeld in Philadelphia (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S13E07) Honourable Mention Stugutz (The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, 10-15-18) Stray Observations "Wooden, yet cuddly. Step aside, Josh Hartnett." (Bob's Burgers, S09E03) Ian + Mickey + Frank Ocean (Shameless, S09E06) "I work…

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41. Springfield for Hitler (South Park, S22E03) Stray Observations "Whoa! A secret arcade." "It's exactly how I always imagined Craig Kilborn's garage." (Bob's Burgers, S09E02) "The only way to knock over Family Funtime is to do it in one shot. Hit 'em before they know…

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