35. This Was the Greatest Date in Bachelor History (Bachelor in Paradise, S06E07) Honourable Mention Judith (Naked Attraction, S05E02) Stray Observations "J-O-B. 'Just over broke.' Or 'jerks on board.' You take your pick." "'Jester of boss.'" (On Becoming a God in Central Florida, S01E01) "I…

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34. Crack House Hunter (Snowfall, S03E07) Stray Observations "Off they all go again, marching off to daddy, like Russians joining the Brusilov Offensive. World War I." "Okay…" "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right." (Succession, S02E02) "Too Assady?" (Succession, S02E02) "I get it. I'm from the Midwest….

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33. Grant Achatz's Chocolate Pumpkin Pie (MasterChef, S10E18) Stray Observations (Succession, S02E01) Legion Season Grade: C "They don't kill us because they hate us. They kill us because they hate what it means to love us." (Pose, S02E09) "Do you realize how luxurious your life…

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32. Evicting a civil rights icon (South Side, S01E03) Stray Observations "How you feeling about those bodies of your beloved, awesome parents, New Leaf?" "Yeah, man, how are you feeling about us kind of creaming them with a vehicle hauler today, New Leaf – lovingly?"…

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31. Drop the Mic with Jemaine Clement and Jason Mantzoukas (Legion, S03E06) Stray Observations "Many people, most people, would now say, 'what did you say?,' as that provides them, the timeframe of the asking of that unnecessary question, provides them a stall to gather themselves,…

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30. Eating Ass (The Boys, S01E03) Stray Observations "How do you know I'm a certified muff diver?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E08) "You know what happens when you spend an extended amount of time in rehab? You tend to make friends with those hardcore motherfuckers. So…

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29. Solid Gold (Pose, S02E05) Stray Observations Cash Cab (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07) "Get this bitch off my ankle toot sweet. That's French, motherfucker, for pronto. That's I-talian, motherfucker, for right now. And that's English, Jack, your native tongue." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07) "What were…

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28. ♫: Ben Kingsley – "When Doves Cry" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06) Stray Observations "You're marrying a man who was homosexual 12 minutes ago?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E06) "Lonnie won't save you with Christian love. To be saved, you need love that comes from the…

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27. Joey Chestnut trains to eat 70+ hot dogs (30 for 30: The Good, the Bad, the Hungry, 07-02-19) Honourable Mention Micropenis (Euphoria, S01E03) Stray Observations "Look, why don't you just tell us what you're trying to do, and we can tell you how we…

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26. Udiquitous (Euphoria, S01E02) Stray Observations "Let's hover the fuck out of here." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E04) "Hey, I'm Ethan." "Please don't be a mass shooter." (Euphoria, S01E02) ♫: Gabriel Black and Phem – "Dead Yet" (Euphoria, S01E02) ♫: Unreleased Labrinth song over end credits…

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25. Windmills (Holey Moley, S01E01) Stray Observations "This is snake repellent." "Yep." "We wanted something to attract snakes." "Like snake cologne?" "Yeah." "We don't sell that. I don't think anyone makes that product. Why would they?" "What do they like?" "Yeah, what are rattlesnakes into?"…

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24. Al Pastor (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E02) Honourable Mention This clip from the Fox show Beat Shazam is the bleakest thing on television (Beat Shazam, S03E04) Stray Observations "This is my first furlough earned through 900 hours of prison rodeo clowning, which is, you know,…

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23. Imperial March (Tucker Carlson Tonight, 06-05-19) Stray Observations "I am bathed in the blood of the lamb, you spic." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E01) Chernobyl Season Grade: B Warrior Season Grade: C "I fucked a polar bear and still couldn't get you out of my…

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22. High School Bruisical (Cobra Kai, S02E10) Stray Observations Killing Eve Season Grade: D Fosse/Verdon Season Grade: C "I won't have my semen stolen again!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E10) "You are a goader, Guillermo is a goader… You saw an opportunity to…

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21. Céline Dion Carpool Karaoke (The Late Late Show Carpool Karaoke Primetime Special 2019, 05-20-19) Stray Observations Game of Thrones Season Grade: C Barry Season Grade: C (Chernobyl, S01E03) Black-ish Season Grade: C "Bat codpiece." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E09) "Did you ask…

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20. Duel to D'spayre (Cloak and Dagger, S02E08) Stray Observations "I don't have love here. I only have fear." […] "All right, then. Let it be fear." (Game of Thrones, S08E05) "I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister." (Game of Thrones, S08E05) "I just hate…

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19. The Vampiric Council (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E07) Stray Observations "Heard you were broken in." (Game of Thrones, S08E04) "We can live together." "We can. I've just told you how." (Game of Thrones, S08E04) "Cocks are important, I'm afraid." (Game of Thrones,…

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18. Barry vs. Lily (Barry, S02E05) Stray Observations ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "The Night King" (Game of Thrones, S08E03) Nunchucks (Barry, S02E05) "Yowie wowie!" (WWE Raw, 04-29-19) "He was off doing photo shoots, commercials, speaking at long snapping conventions…" "Is that a thing?" "In Canada,…

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17. Focus group (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E03) Honourable Mention Firefly Fun House (WWE Raw, 04-22-19) Fully loaded nachos (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E04) Honk if you're horny (I Think You Should Leave Now with…

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16. Simon Devious' Crew (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E04) Honourable Mention Conan Learns How To Survive In The Australian Bush (Conan Without Borders: Australia, 04-17-19) Stray Observations "So, you know what, Thomas Friedman? You are bad at writing, and nobody likes you." (Barry,…

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