20. AJ Styles and Daniel Bryan brawl in Vince McMahon's actual office (WWE Money in the Bank, 10 May 20) Stray Observations "That bitch did not come to my celebration dinner. I pre-ordered a seafood tower for four." "That is a lot of mercury for…

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19. ♫: The Weeknd – "I'm a Virgin" (American Dad, S17E02) Honourable Mention Dreams (Saturday Night Live, S45E18) Stray Observations "Conservative incumbent Jesse Helms won a fourth term, defeating liberal black Harvey Gantt." (The Last Dance, S01E05) "Free will does exist, Caleb. It's just fucking…

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18. Fanboys (Harley Quinn, S02E05) Honourable Mention "Jail" video (Dave, S01E10) Stray Observations Briefcase gun (Westworld, S03E07) "Don't lecture me, you fucking can opener." (Westworld, S03E07) "An insane AI. Great." (Westworld, S03E07) "I'm a fucking bastion of society." (Westworld, S03E07) "Every human relationship can be…

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17. Roadkill (Dave, S01E09) Honourable Mention Elliot vs. Albanians fight (Gangs of London, S01E01) Elliot vs. gypsy butcher fight (Gangs of London, S01E01) Grocery Store Ad (Saturday Night Live, S45E17) Stray Observations "I think humanity is a thin layer of bacteria on a ball of…

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16. Kim's Convenience (Better Call Saul, S05E09) Stray Observations Marshawn Lynch saying "Little Lord Fauntleroy" (Westworld, S03E05) ♫: The Classic Rock String Quartet – "Space Oddity" (Westworld, S03E05) "The right information at the right time is deadlier than any weapon." (Westworld, S03E05) ♫: REDRUMER –…

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15. Firefly Fun House (WWE WrestleMania 36: Night Two, 05 Apr 20) Honourable Mention Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles (Saturday Night Live, S45E16) Stray Observations (WWE WrestleMania 36: Night Two, 05 Apr 20) "Are you free and evil, or blameless and helplessly enslaved?" (Westworld, S03E04) "The…

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14. Dances with Wolves (Beastars, S01E02 + S01E03) Stray Observations "There are a lot of things that you can fake in this world. Most people don't want to see the predator inside." (Westworld, S03E03) "They won't invest in someone who's gonna kill himself. But by…

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13. Spite Club (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10) Honourable Mention Chris Jericho cuts a promo on a drone (AEW Dynamite, 25 Mar 20) Stray Observations "If there's one thing I know about human nature, it's that your stupidity is only eclipsed by your laziness." (Westworld, S03E02)…

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12. A Quiet Place (WWE Raw, 16 Mar 20) Stray Observations Kid Cudi (Westworld, S03E01) Marshawn Lynch (Westworld, S03E01) ♫: Death Grips – "Bubbles Buried in This Jungle" (Westworld, S03E01) (Westworld, S03E01) "Fuck off." (Westworld, S03E01) "You take H sector, including the peripheral horseshoe." "It's…

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11. Lil Quickie (Dave, S01E03) Stray Observations The Outsider Season Grade: C "You guys know Bloody Mary? It's an old drink named after this woman who liked to set Protestants on fire." (Avenue 5, S01E08) "Right, I'm just gonna listen to this true crime podcast…

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10. And Ryan Lewis (Dave, S01E02) I watched 17 hours of television this week. Stray Observations "I'm a criminal defense lawyer. I can believe anything." (The Outsider, S01E09) Law and Order dun-dun (Dispatches From Elsewhere, S01E01) ♫: Phosphorescent – "Song For Zula" (Dispatches From Elsewhere,…

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9. He Has Risen (The New Pope, S01E07) Stray Observations "You fucking killed it." "What?" "Like, I'm smiling. You killed it, like… [chuckles]" (Avenue 5, S01E06) "Yeah, babies are like New Zealanders. Everyone loves them and the funny way they talk." (Avenue 5, S01E06) Ariana…

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