45. Still unfallen but about to fall (The Love Trap, S01E01) Honourable Mention Beulr (Shark Tank, S13E05) Stray Observations "What is it with you and this damn gun? You almost look like you dating it." "Oh, this saved my mother from an abusive relationship. Watched…

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44. Panic! at the Silent Disco (Chucky, S01E03) Harley Quinn bleeped "cunt" too, and it's a streaming show. Honourable Mention Celebrity Booze Taste Test (Desus and Mero, 24 Oct 21) Stray Observations "Which Coney Island did you hit?" "Lafayette." "I'm an American guy myself." "That…

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43. That boy is poisoned (Only Murders in the Building, S01E10) Honourable Mention Pho Power (The Next Thing You Eat, S01E04) Stray Observations "Member number?" "Member number. One, zero, zero. That's my member number." (BMF, S01E04) "Dad? Want me to ride with you?" "You wanna…

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42. Not *NSYNC… (Dear White People, S04E04) Stray Observations "Rock, tell Wonder Boy here what I call personal problems." "Excuses. And just like assholes, everybody's got one. (BMF, S01E02) Snoop Dogg (BMF, S01E03) "Yo, did you just call her a ho?" "If the corner fits."…

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41. Building a Better Butt Plug (The Premise, S01E05) Honourable Mention Butt plug pitch (The Premise, S01E05) Best Buy (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E07) Hard Seltzer (Saturday Night Live, S47E02) Stray Observations "But the thing is, you don't ever play the dope game…

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40. Scrabble of my eye (Only Murders in the Building, S01E07) Stray Observations "If you ever raise your fist at me again, I'll treat you like a nigga on the street." (BMF, S01E01) "She like the E.F. Hutton of crack." (BMF, S01E01) "Did you draw…

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39. Am vs. Karre (Star Wars: Visions, S01E03) Stray Observations "You know what I've been thinking about lately?" "When will Jesus come back?" "Nah, I ain't never thinking about that." "Your name's Apocalypse." "Nicknamed after the movie. My dad was in Vietnam." "Oh, making a…

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38. Social Justice Sex Tape (The Premise, S01E01) Stray Observations "You're the one who had to have Church's. KFC would have been fine." "Well, excuse me for considering my digestion." (Heels, S01E05) ♫: Oscar Lang – "I Feel Good" (Heels, S01E05) "You got a DUI…

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37. Ace vs. Bobby Promo Video (Heels, S01E04) Honourable Mention Rick's Backstory (Rick and Morty, S05E10) Trae Young (WWE SmackDown, 10 Sep 21) Stray Observations (Heels, S01E04) "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to lick where it came out." (Heels, S01E04) "My parents…

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36. Shannon's Sharp (Nine Perfect Strangers, S01E05) Stray Observations CM Punk (Heels, S01E03) "It's not his fault." "Oh, it's my fault that he dumb as a bag of dicks?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Roo, come on, now. That's gender-shaming, man. Dicks ain't predestined to be…

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