Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

17. Just one of the guys (Chad, S01E03)

Stray Observations

  • WWE pajamas (Mare of Easttown, S01E01)
  • ♫: Mannequin Pussy (Mare of Easttown, S01E01)
  • "All the good that you do here is thanks to a healthy grant from the Franklin Saint Foundation." (Snowfall, S04E10)
  • "My son is a child."
    "Your son's the largest distributor of rock cocaine in the world." (Snowfall, S04E10)
  • "You kill him, you gonna have to kill us all. Is that who the fuck you are?!" (Snowfall, S04E10)
  • "Y'all sound like Leon a few months ago. How'd that work out for him?"
    "We ain't Leon." (Snowfall, S04E10)
  • Snowfall Season Grade: C
  • "I just got dumped, dude!"
    "You got dumped weeks ago, you just didn't realize it. You're like a bad guy in a samurai movie who gets cut in half, but thinks they're fine until they're like, 'Oh, my god, my top half's sliding away from my bottom half.' [mock groaning]" (Invincible, S01E07)
  • "Is it still Falcon?"
    "Or is it Captain Falcon?" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E06)
  • "We built this country. Bled for it. I'm not gonna let anybody tell me I can't fight for it." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E06)
  • "Captain America and the Winter Soldier" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E06)
  • The Falcon and the Winter Soldier Season Grade: C
  • "You seem smart. I'm guessing lots of college. Not Ivy League, but so close, it drives you crazy."
    "Northwestern." (Rutherford Falls, S01E01)
  • "I'm not Hawkeye, all right? I'm the one guy with the fire circles, so—" (Rutherford Falls, S01E01)
  • "No one likes a complicated story. That's why everyone hated Cloud Atlas." (Rutherford Falls, S01E02)
  • "There's a reporter here. He looks like one of those Vice guys that's too hot to take seriously." (Rutherford Falls, S01E03)
  • "Wow, Terry, you were right. White people love lemonade." (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
  • Minecraft Steve beadwork (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
  • "Bet you could get $350 for that. $400 from a white person." (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
  • "You're walking in Carroll Gardens, probably just had some ramen and a can of natural wine…" (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
  • ♫: Soundgarden – "Blow Up the Outside World" (Rutherford Falls, S01E04)
  • "You know what? You're not a Spencer. You're an adorable, white ally. [gasps] You're a Mark Ruffalo."
    "No. [laughs] No, you're not. That's a pretty big honor…to be Ruffalo-ed." (Rutherford Falls, S01E05)
  • "Look closely. Three of these feminist icons are slight different versions of Ariana Grande."
    "Whoa. How did I miss the ponytails?"
    "Why are there three more Grandes than Sotomayors?"
    "Yeah. That's not a good ratio." (Rutherford Falls, S01E05)
  • "Bobbie, your film was pandering, subpar, and utterly bland. Congratulations."
    "[sighs] This is like when Green Book won at the Oscars."
    "Wouldn't a Green Book comparison be better placed on Spencer since Green Book was a problematic movie about racism made by white people?
    "Yeah. You're totally right. Jesus. We can't even agree on what Green Book meant? This country's a mess." (Rutherford Falls, S01E05)
  • "#FreeNathanRutherford"
    "I left out the year so we could reuse it." (Rutherford Falls, S01E06)
  • "You're gonna tell the people at your firm who actually matter to be here by Friday at noon or I will bring the wrath of God down so hard that their tennis instructor's children will feel it. Tell them I will come for their summer homes and their accountants' Teslas." (Rutherford Falls, S01E06)
  • "We just need documentation that something really big happened here.
    "There was the potato salad party…" (Rutherford Falls, S01E07)
  • "My people don't steal land. That's your thing."
    "My thing?"
    "Sorry, I deal with white people all day. That line usually works." (Rutherford Falls, S01E07)
  • "So much drama. This is why it's not worth being friends with white people." (Rutherford Falls, S01E08)
  • "You're like an old Hollywood couple, like Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello." (Rutherford Falls, S01E08)
  • "Apparently, casinos are over. Now it's all marijuana theme parks." (Rutherford Falls, S01E08)
  • "Our market research shows that the average American's understanding of history can be boiled down to seven concepts: George Washington, the flag, Independence Day, Independence Day the movie, MLK, Forrest Gump, and butter churns." (Rutherford Falls, S01E09)
  • "People find dairy-based businesses charming as hell." (Rutherford Falls, S01E09)
  • "This version of my family is bullshit!"
    "Respectfully, every version of your family is bullshit. At least this oneis profitable." (Rutherford Falls, S01E09)
  • "SLIPKNOT" (Rutherford Falls, S01E10)
  • Rutherford Falls Season Grade: C

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Holographic Masses, Artificial Tensions

Premieres Wednesday, April 28

To build an innovative sex app and win a tech competition, a sexually inexperienced student and her friends must explore the daunting world of intimacy.

Premieres Tuesday, April 27

Reeling from tragedy, a nondescript house cleaner embarks on a murderous streak.

Meanwhile, on Hulu:

Premieres Monday, April 26

8 photographers put their creativity – and their emotions – on the line in a series of challenges that cover every aspect of phone photography.

• Jada Pinkett Smith as EP
• Will Smith as EP

• Samsung

This should be more The Apprentice than Project Runway. Who can earn the most money selling the wackest clothes?

Good stories are bad lives

The NFL announced today that Kings of Leon will open festivities at the Draft Theater in Cleveland on Thursday, April 29 as part of the NFL Draft Concert Series presented by Bose.

Heart lead singer Ann Wilson will sing the National Anthem.

The Cleveland Metropolitan School District's All-City Choir will perform a special rendition of "Lift Every Voice and Sing."

Cleveland local cover group The Sunrise Jones will serve as the House Band and will provide entertainment in between Draft selections. [source]

Ric Flair will officiate a slap fight…

Banijay Rights' Fabulous Dads, a Danish show in which sons bond with their fathers by teaching them how to become Drag Queens.

BBC Studios' Filth involves super-cleaners going head-to-head to tidy up majorly messy homes.

Nippon and ITV Studios' game show Stacking It!, which sees families compete to build the biggest towers of consumer goods, with the winning team taking home their stack.

Who wants to take home a bunch of giant martinis?

I assume the challenge was to stack on top of a slanted glass, because…

Stacking It! is the latest format the two organisations are collaborating on, following the announcement last year that ITV Studios had acquired the international production rights for Nippon TV's game show format Red Carpet Survival. [source]

Game Show Idea: Eight Red Coins.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

16. Photo Op (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E03)

Stray Observations

  • "God invented Uzis so niggas ain't got to be smart." (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "Ain't so fun when the rabbit got the gun, huh?" (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • N.W.A. Jerome (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "Nigga, my money long as Rosecrans." (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • Franklin staring at Tanosse (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • Khadijah smashing an ashtray on Skully's head (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "Well, I ain't about to fuck up my pedicure for no bill collector." (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "Franklin didn't get into this hustle because he saw what you had. He did it because he saw what I didn't." (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "You gave everything to your country. I know how it is. You bought into the dream. It's time to cash in on the reality." (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "Lee. You ain't say nothing about no gun to my head." (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "So why not work with us?"
    "We don't work for niggas." (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "Hold up. How you gonna offer these bitches a job before me?" (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "Damn, babe, why you ain't get the name-brand Q-tips?" (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "Saw on the news what happened with Irene."
    "Yeah, no, don't drink and drive." (Snowfall, S04E09)
  • "Me having a pet."
    "Well, no. Dogs don't wear pants. If you don't wear pants, you can't be on the furniture." (Made for Love, S01E08)
  • ♫: Petit Biscuit – "Forever Being" (Made for Love, S01E08)
  • Made for Love Season Grade: D

(Top Chef, S18E03)

  • "I'll say what everyone's thinking – this dish is too white." (Top Chef, S18E03)
  • "United States Pentagon: Parking in Rear" (Invincible, S01E06)
  • "You built me." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
  • "I need to understand."
    "You understand. Every Black man does." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
  • "They will never let a Black man be Captain America. And even if they did, no self-respecting Black man would ever wanna be." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
  • "Why didn't you use the metal arm?"
    "Well… I don't always think of it immediately. I'm right-handed." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
  • "You weren't amending, you were avenging." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E05)
  • "I can't fight. I'm a cleric. Clerics don't beat ass."
    "Well, they heal ass. That could be useful in battle."
    "An ass healer?"
    "A mythic proctologist."
    "Let's go heal some ass." (Mythic Quest: Everlight)
  • ♫: "Stay in place / for me / while I pee" to "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks (Mythic Quest: Everlight)
  • "Die, lesbian!"
    "Jesus, Jo."
    "Yeah, we're dipping into some hate crime territory over there."
    "'Die, bitch'?"
    "That's misogynist."
    "Just 'die'?"
    "Works for me."
    "That's fine." (Mythic Quest: Everlight)
  • "The winner is… Brad from monetization." (Mythic Quest: Everlight)
  • "The point is, you can't defeat darkness with a dick."
    "I could." (Mythic Quest: Everlight)
  • "The art of killing at a distance became a European specialty." (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E03)
  • "The stubborn privilege of superiority and comedy." (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E04)
  • "American scholars have largely abandoned the role of public intellectuals to pundits and entertainers. No proof, no arguments are necessary. It is opinions against opinions. Shamelessly passing off impudence as reason." (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E04)
  • Exterminate All the Brutes Season Grade: C

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Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

15. History Potpourri (Jeopardy!, 05 Apr 21)

Honourable Mention

  • "This literally tastes like shit. And I know. Ah, the park." (Birdgirl, S01E01)
  • "That vag attacked my client." (Birdgirl, S01E01)
  • "You say 'faux' instead of 'fuh.'" (Birdgirl, S01E01)
  • ♫: "This Love" parody (Chad, S01E01)
  • "Hey, Marjorie. I…got your feminine napkin." (Chad, S01E01)
  • "Are you wearing leather shorts?" (Chad, S01E01)
  • ♫: Punky Brewster theme (Chad, S01E01)
  • "What happened, Chad?"
    "I was tricked into being a booty call and I'm freaking out now and I want— I want my mommy."
    "It's okay, Chad. Your mommy is kissing right now, but I am here for you." (Chad, S01E01)
  • "What happened?"
    "Chad's booty was called tonight." (Chad, S01E01)
  • "Please turn on my Fortnite light." (Chad, S01E01)
  • Josh Hartnett (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E01)
  • ♫: Bunny Wailer – "Dream Land" (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E01)
  • ♫: Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings – "This Land Is Your Land" (Exterminate All the Brutes, S01E02)
  • "The Times sent this over. It's, uh, champagne."
    "It's Korbel." (Snowfall, S04E08)
  • "DEAD SHOW Tonight in SF" (Snowfall, S04E08)
  • "I realized you either join the system and become what you hate, or fight it and let it destroy you."
    "So, what's it gonna be?"
    "Well, that's just it. Now I don't have to choose. I've found the best of both worlds. Their system, my way." (Snowfall, S04E08)
  • "I'm putting all you bitches on notice right now." (Snowfall, S04E08)
  • "I'm done getting caught between the two of you. No longer a mother and wife first. Start taking care of myself." (Snowfall, S04E08)
  • Jerome's rings (Snowfall, S04E07)
  • "Tomorrow you'll wake up. Next time you won't." (Snowfall, S04E07)
  • Reginald VelJohnson voicing Principal Winslow of Reginald VelJohnson High School (Invincible, S01E05)
  • "The very concept of a Super Soldier will always trouble people. It's that warped aspiration that led to Nazis, to Ultron, to the Avengers."
    "You're talking about our friends."
    "The Avengers, not the Nazis." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E04)
  • "The desire to become a superhuman cannot be separated from supremacist ideals." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E04)
  • "Your TT would be proud of you." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E04)
  • "When I was young, we used to come here for fabulous dinners and parties." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E04)
  • "Don't engage him. He's just gonna extort you and do that stupid head tilt thing." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E04)
  • Ayo literally disarming Bucky (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E04)
  • "I can't believe he pulled an El Chapo." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E04)
  • "Power just makes a person more of themselves, right?" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E04)
  • "My world doesn't matter to America, so why should I care about its mascot?" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E04)
  • ♫: Försent – "Cuz × Greekazo" (Snabba Cash, S01E01)
  • Snabba Cash Season Grade: C

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Crawford Bock

How long until Netflix produces its own The Challenge?

Or Battle of the Netflix Stars – Noah Centineo, Jonathan Van Ness, Ali Wong…

Meanwhile, on David Cross' Wikipedia page:

4.1 Criticisms and feuds

4.1.1 Larry the Cable Guy
4.1.2 James Lipton
4.1.3 Alvin and the Chipmunks
4.1.4 Scott Stapp

Cross is friends with the Beastie Boys. He is sampled on the beginning of the group's single "Ch-Check It Out." Mike D did not believe that this was Cross' voice in the sample, and Cross says he had to perform the voice in front of Diamond to prove it was actually him.

Flimber Jurbles

A Seattle-style hot dog, sometimes referred to as a Seattle Dog, is a hot dog topped with cream cheese and sautéed onions.

Cream cheese?

Michigan hot dog – a steamed hot dog on a steamed bun topped with a meaty sauce, generally referred to as "Michigan sauce." [source]

Michigan hot dogs of upstate New York, not to be confused with Coney Island hot dogs of the state of Michigan.

Michigan sauce bears little resemblance to Detroit Coney sauce, with no offal and barely any Greek flavor, although the texture is similar to Flint sauce. [source]

Michigan sauce, Detroit sauce, Flint sauce…

Coney Island hot dog » Regional and local varieties » Michigan »

The Coney Island developed in Michigan is topped with a beef heart-based sauce, one or two stripes of yellow mustard, and diced or chopped onions.

Detroit style
Detroit style sauce is a bean-less chili sauce.

Flint style
A dry hot dog topping made with a base of ground beef heart, which is ground to a consistency of fine-ground beef. Restaurants then add chopped onions sautéed in beef tallow.

Jackson style
Jackson style uses a thick hearty sauce of either ground beef or ground beef heart. The Jackson style was late to the usage of beef heart.

Kalamazoo style
Topping served on a skinless frankfurter.

Idea: America Dog – A bacon-wrapped dirty water half-smoke topped with beef heart chili, cole slaw, cream cheese, and radioactive green relish.

Idea: Chicago Roll – Like a Rainbow Roll, but California Roll topped with Chicago-style hot dog toppings.

Idea: Seattle-style pizza – Cream cheese instead of mozzarella.

"Seattle-style" should mean "features cream cheese," like how all California-style food features avocado. Philadelphia Roll? No, Seattle Roll!

I thought these were tacos at first.