Trump Smokes Mids

Reese's [Peanut Butter Cups]
Reese's Pieces
Reese's Pieces
Reese's Stuffed with Pieces
Hershey's Milk Chocolate
Hershey's Milk Chocolate and Reese's Pieces
Kit Kat
Reese's Sticks
3 Musketeers
Reese's Fast Break
Reese's Crispy Crunchy
Reese's Nutrageous
Take 5
Reese's Take 5
Buncha Crunch
Reese's Crunchers
Reese's Clusters
Cadbury Creme Egg
Reese's Peanut Butter Crème Egg
Reese's Big Cup

Somehow no Snickers, Twix, or Milky Way.

Reese's × Snickers = Reese's Nutrageous × Reese's Fast Break.

Reese's × Twix = Reese's Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel × Reese's Crunchy Cookie Cups.

Reese's × Milky Way = Reese's Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel × Reese's Fast Break.


Reese's Pieces × bite-sized grape- and strawberry-flavoured candies?

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

35. Quebec's French-Canadian adaptation of Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Escouade 99, S01)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • ♫: The Jeffersons theme song (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • "How did he come about his fortune?"
    "That's code for slaves." (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • "Biblical literalism is for the simple." (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • "My father and his associates would never fraternize with the Klan. They're too poor." (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)

(Lovecraft Country, S01E02)

  • Eating Samuel's liver (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • "Do not mistake useful with indispensable." (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • ♫: Nina Simone – "Blackbird" (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • ♫: Marilyn Manson – "Killing Strangers" (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • "The things they've done… It's unforgivable. We still come running when they need help. It's pathetic. And we call it family to make it seem okay?" (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • ♫: Gil Scott-Heron – "Whitey on the Moon" (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • ♫: Leon Bridges – "River" (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • ♫: Alice Smith – "Sinnerman" (Lovecraft Country, S01E02)
  • "Gonna have a little look at your penis." (I May Destroy You, S01E12)

(I May Destroy You, S01E12)

  • ♫: The Prodigy – "Firestarter" (I May Destroy You, S01E12)
  • ♫: Vince Staples – "Rain Come Down" (I May Destroy You, S01E12)
  • ♫: TiDUS – "See You There" (I May Destroy You, S01E12)
  • ♫: Weval – "Days" (I May Destroy You, S01E12)
  • Tariq dancing (I May Destroy You, S01E12)
  • I May Destroy You Season Grade: C
  • Bonan Marrow (Corporate, S03E06)
  • "The surgery was a success. Your foot and butt will make a full recovery." (Corporate, S03E06)
  • "Christian's not even on this thread."
    "That delegating motherfucker." (Corporate, S03E06)
  • "Shut up and tell me what kind of oats you want!" (Corporate, S03E06)
  • "What the fuck is Maroon 5? It's an imaginary concept made up by a sociopath." (Corporate, S03E06)
  • "We did all this evil shit for a fucking triangle!" (Corporate, S03E06)
  • Corporate Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: P-Valley
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: What We Do in the Shadows

Looking forward:


This year's VMAs will also honor Everyday Heroes: Frontline Medical Workers, highlighting the best performances given in 2020 by doctors, nurses, and other responders and workers on the front lines. [source]

Also, for the next 48 hours, fans can vote for 10 artists in the Best Group category by swiping up on MTV's Instagram story.


Previously on Adam Riff™:

Three remakes debut on Billboard's rock radio charts dated Aug. 1.

Leading the way among debuting tracks is the late Chris Cornell's version of Guns N' Roses' "Patience," which bows at No. 16 on Mainstream Rock Songs and No. 36 on Alternative Airplay.

Also on Mainstream Rock Songs, Three Days Grace returns at No. 31 with its version of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know."

And on Alternative Airplay, Silversun Pickups debut at No. 40 with "Toy Soldiers," an amped-up take on Martika.

What are we even doing anymore?

On the sequel, the narrator ends up with Jessie's girl after all, but he regrets it. The girl has "a filthy side," and "she's out of her mind," and the guy regrets what he did to his friend.

In video, Springfield plays an unhappy bartender. Rick Springfield, it's worth noting, is a 70-year-old man, and he does not look like one.

see also:

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

34. Northbound and Sundown (Lovecraft Country, S01E01)

Stray Observations

  • ♫: Megan Thee Stallion – "Hot Girl" (P-Valley, S01E06)
  • "Black girls don't bruise." (P-Valley, S01E06)
  • Loretta Devine (P-Valley, S01E06)
  • "Well, you was the one who said turning a juke joint into a shake joint was gon' save it."
    "Well, coochie can only do so much." (P-Valley, S01E06)
  • "I wanted a champagne room, not no Zinfandel room." (P-Valley, S01E06)
  • "Look, I think it's time you get on your knees and ask your God for a favor."
    "Oh, God don't want his dick sucked by me. I still got my teeth." (P-Valley, S01E06)
  • "I never thought I'd get to hold a Spencer carbine."
    "Hey, now, well, you know your guns."
    "Oh, I think I watched one too many episodes of Drunk History." (P-Valley, S01E06)
  • "Stories is all a old lady got." (P-Valley, S01E06)
  • "So I got you a Jaderia Wilkins and a DeeDee Strom. I got homegirl a Amber Cross and a Bryanna Jackson."
    "Why I get Jaderia and she get Amber?" (P-Valley, S01E06)
  • "Niggas don't vote, and crackers vote for the wrong crackers." (P-Valley, S01E06)
  • Jackie Robinson (Lovecraft Country, S01E01)
  • "You said the hero was a Confederate officer."
    "He fought for slavery. You don't get to put an 'ex' in front of that." (Lovecraft Country, S01E01)
  • "On the Creation of Niggers."
    "Now that's one of Lovecraft's we don't hear mentioned often." (Lovecraft Country, S01E01)
  • James Baldwin (Lovecraft Country, S01E01)
  • "We're here, damnit. We have every right to be. We're citizens. You're a veteran for God's sake. Our money spends just as good as everyone else's." (Lovecraft Country, S01E01)
  • "Remind me why the White House is white."
    "War of 1812. British soldiers put the executive branch to torch, and later, when the slaves rebuilt it, they had to paint the walls white to cover up the burn marks." (Lovecraft Country, S01E01)
  • "Do you ever get that feeling like someone's right for you, but you're not yet the person you need to be to also be right for that person?" (I May Destroy You, S01E11)
  • ♫: Rev. Milton Brunson and the Thompson Community Singers – "It's Gonna Rain" (I May Destroy You, S01E11)
  • "Anyone in a position of true power owns them: CEOs, world leaders, all the popes, Glenn Close." (Corporate, S03E05)
  • "You dudes in town for business or pleasure?"
    "It's funny that the opposite of pleasure is business."
    "Business is pain. We're in town for pain."
    "Well, work has to be painful. Otherwise, nobody would pay you to do it." (Corporate, S03E05)

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Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: What We Do in the Shadows

All Distortions Are Intentional

Following a very brief but effective opening scene (written by no other than Sion Sono!), CRAZY SAMURAI MUSASHI unfurls as a single, uninterrupted 77-minute shot following Musashi as he confronts and defeats hundreds of opponents – 588, for those keeping count.

Tak Sakaguchi (VERSUS), quite convincingly worn out and winded as the slaughter progresses, delivers possibly the most impressive and demanding physical performance in the history of moviemaking.

How do I circumvent proxy detection to watch this this weekend?

What happens will be pain of my own making cut short by eternity

Bugsnax puts players on an island full of half-food, half-insect hybrids called bugsnax.

The island's creatures live off these bugsnax, which morphs their limbs into whatever snack the bugsnax resembles.

A strawberry bugsnax could turn a creature's arm into a strawberry, a hamburger bugsnax could turn a creature's head into a hamburger, etc. [source]


The Mighty Ones follows the hilarious adventures of a group of creatures: a twig, a pebble, a leaf, and a strawberry.

These best friends, self-named "The Mighty Ones," live in an unkempt backyard belonging to a trio of equally unkempt humans whom they mistake for gods.

This fall: Weird anthropomorphic strawberries!


Arcadia— With 400 locations throughout Korea, Left Wing is bringing its trio of Korean fried chicken flavors — original, house special, and sweet and spicy — to the San Gabriel Valley. [source]

Now open one in Huntington Beach.

There's one in Texas, but it's in Austin.

There's one in Arizona, but it's inside an H Mart.

Open one next to the Pizzagate place.


Oh. They're all fronts for that place that puts bacon in everything – Slater's 50/50.

Am I having a stroke?


Clueless Series Reboot in Development at Peacock

The untitled comedy series is described a baby pink and bisexual blue-tinted, tiny sun-glasses wearing, oat milk latte and Adderall-fueled look at what happens when queen bee Cher disappears and her lifelong number two Dionne steps into Cher's vacant Air Jordans.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

33. 5 out of 5 (Corporate, S03E04)

Stray Observations

  • "Look, the mayor's office can expedite a foreclosure in the case of properties that they consider a community blight."
    "Community blight? Do you know how many hoes I done put through school?" (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • ♫: Renni Rucci – "Elevators" (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • "What you in here for?"
    "I had an ounce of weed on me, and I had to put it in my baby's diaper."
    "And you?"
    "I slit somebody neck."

    "I got a DUI."
    "Oh, that ain't so bad."
    "After I cheated on my husband with his…with his mama."
    "What the fuck?" (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • "Is you fuckin' Uncle Clifford?" (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • "Look, now, I done been in a whole lot of hole-in-the-walls, but I ain't never lost no paperwork up in no coochie." (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • "Now, you finish it before I do…nigga." (P-Valley, S01E05)
  • "Oi, Kevin is so buff. When I see him, I feel a pebble in my clit bouncing off the upper left side." (I May Destroy You, S01E10)
  • ♫: Phazz – "About Her" (I May Destroy You, S01E10)

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