Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

30. Eating Ass (The Boys, S01E03)


Stray Observations

  • "How do you know I'm a certified muff diver?" (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E08)
  • "You know what happens when you spend an extended amount of time in rehab? You tend to make friends with those hardcore motherfuckers. So let me be very clear with you. If you so much as go past first base with my little sister, or try to get her high again, I will call Omar, I will call Marlo, I will call Avon, I will call Brother Mouzone, I will call fuckin' Bodie, and I will call fuckin' Stringer, and I will have these motherfuckers standing outside of your front lawn. Do you hear me?"
    "Or even Wee-Bey." (Euphoria, S01E06)
  • "Who the hell are you?"
    "I am Legion." (Legion, S03E05)
  • "I am a college-educated man. I am not a queen." (Pose, S02E06)
  • "That's the going rate at the Bank of Saint." (Snowfall, S03E03)
  • ♫: DYAN – "Looking for Knives" (South Side, S01E01)
  • "I should be at the top of the pyramid, 'cause I'm providing the erections on the South Side." (South Side, S01E01)
  • "Do you have a life outside of Costco?" (Baskets, S04E06)
  • "I'm not—Do you know who my favorite musician is?"
    "Who?"
    "James Taylor. Number two: Simon and Garfunkel. Number three: Billy Joel. Any of those guys, they don't infiltrate. Okay? I'm not an infiltrator." (The Boys, S01E01)
  • "Nubian Prince. Fits your population's demo, but not too militant. Caucasians love him too, with a 59% approval rate." (The Boys, S01E01)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Perpetual Grace, LTD
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

29. Solid Gold (Pose, S02E05)


Stray Observations

  • Cash Cab (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
  • "Get this bitch off my ankle toot sweet. That's French, motherfucker, for pronto. That's I-talian, motherfucker, for right now. And that's English, Jack, your native tongue." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
  • "What were you doing in Mexico, New Leaf?"
    "I was researching LensCrafters franchise opportunities in the suburbs of greater northwestern Mexico. I'm a registered, licensed franchisee in the LensCrafters franchise family. I got $96,000 of my parents' life savings laying around in the form of hard costs, such as frames, lenses, and eyeglass stands I'm trying to recoup on. I attended a Mexican LensCrafters symposium yesterday for that reason. And I was at a real fucking disadvantage, man, seeking Mexican wholesale franchise discount opportunities with this shit on my ankle." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
  • "But I still, of course, frequent LensCrafters franchise message boards in the hope of identifying opportunities to recoup some of my parents' investment in LensCrafters and in me. At this point, a sweet second chance at a brick-and-mortar franchise store is a fuckin' pipe dream. Who the fuck are we kidding here, given our fiduciary situation? But it's imprudent to bypass opportunities to allay our leftover hard-cost stock items, such as frames, lenses, and eyeglass stands, at franchise mixers and various franchise symposiums, where franchise owners can barter, negotiate, or just do a fellow LensCrafters franchise owner a fuckin' solid." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E07)
  • ♫: Unreleased Labrinth song over Rue's sexual history (Euphoria, S01E05)
  • "Did you come?"
    "Yeah."
    "Word. You look like you came hard." (Euphoria, S01E05)
  • "Nothing in high school lasts forever." (Euphoria, S01E05)
  • The Shield (Legion, S03E04)
  • ♫: Ann Peebles – "I Needed Somebody" (Snowfall, S03E02)
  • "I can relate. School sucks. It does. Mom's always yelling at you. 'Turn that Sheryl Crow music down!,' right?" (Baskets, S04E05)
  • ♫: Calisto – "Hoffen" (Los Espookys, S01E06)
  • Los Espookys Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Perpetual Grace, LTD
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

The boys in the better land

Action News 8 found the owner of the submarine, Taran Smith, who happened to play the youngest son, Mark Taylor, on the TV show Home Improvement.

Smith said he was born and raised on a boat, and learning to work a submarine was a natural outcome for him.

When Taran Noah Smith was 16, he ran off with a woman twice his age, a vegan chef who hosted dinners for Hollywood foodies at her Southern California home.

The couple's romance made headlines when he went to court to try to convince a judge to declare him an emancipated minor, giving him access the $1.5 million in his trust fund a year early.

After he turned 18 and became an instant millionaire, he and Van Pelt founded their own company, Playfood, making vegan dairy products out of cashews in a plant in Kansas City.

Since he's been back in the embrace of his family, he has volunteered with the disaster relief organization Communitere in the Philippines, created a floating art gallery, and worked as a charter sailboat captain in Santa Barbara.

We have the technology to revive Home Improvement where it left off and watch Tim deal with Mark running off with a woman twice his age to make vegan dairy products out of cashews.

Randy returns from Costa Rica to direct episodes of Tool Time.