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I said it'd be ready on April 19. Then I changed the date to May 1. Then I said Tuesday.

Apologies.

Everybody I've ever met is currently in Los Angeles for one "E3" or another, so I've been pre-occupied.

Anyway, here it is, bitches, just in time for opening day.

The compilation isn't as comprehensive as I intended it to be, but no one needs to listen to ten different versions of the "Imperial March."

Also, a few tracks have bootleg audio quality because they are.

Your iPod awaits.

Disc 1: 1977-1983
01. John Williams – 20th Century Fox Fanfare
02. Buckethead – Star Wars
03. Blink 182 – A New Hope
04. Eminem – My Name Is (Darth Vader)
05. John Zorn – Jedi Mind Trick
06. Ash – Cantina Band
07. Supergenius – Galactic Crisis
08. Atari Teenage Riot – Death Star
09. DJ Z-Trip and DJ P – 13
10. Supergenius – I Got A Bad Feeling About This
11. Supergenius – Mystical
12. Supergenius – One Smooth Character
13. Dangerous Darrin – Star Wars
14. Supergenius – Ne Jabba No Badda
15. MC Chris – Fett's Vette
16. Supernova – Chewbacca
17. Walkmen – Fortruss
18. Eddie Izzard – The Death Star Canteen
19. The Presidents of the United States of America – Death Star
20. The Cure – Dredd Song ("Return of the Jedi" Remix)
21. Bill Murray – Nothing But Star Wars

Disc 2: 1997-2005
01. Sifl and Olly – The Star Wars Off-Broadway Play
02. Smog – I Am Star Wars!
03. Saturday Night Live – Star Wars Screen Test
04. Bobcat Goldthwait – Star Wars Fans Are Über Nerds
05. Rage Against The Machine – Imperial March (Remix)
06. South Park – Star Wars in 30 Seconds
07. "Weird Al" Yankovic – The Saga Begins
08. Neil Hamburger – Jar Jar Binks
09. John Williams – Duel of the Fates (Dialogue Version)
10. Ash – Clones
11. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog – Star Wars Premiere
12. Ozma – Natalie Portman
13. Kid Koala – Dinner With Yoda
14. South Park – Chewbacca Defense
15. DVDA – Chewbacca
16. 2 Skinnee J's – Irresistible Force
17. The Left Rights – Darth Vader (Who Gives A Sith)
18. Team Sleep – Natalie Portman
19. MC Chris and Friends – The Imperial Senate
20. Ultimate Fakebook – Far, Far Away
21. Sifl and Olly – Star Wars

Thanks to Jon Wilcox, Adam, Tushar, Eric, Alex, Andy and McKern.

Okay, I'm off to the Cinerama Dome.