Wow. Three shitty posts in a row. I'm sorry, mother, but I have something giant in the pipeline that's taking longer than expected to complete.

It's a good week for Fox television. World Series game 7 tonight = ratings orgasm. Tuesday, the twelfth annual Simpsons Treehouse of Terror episode debuts, preceding the series premiere of 24, the much-hyped Kiefer Sutherland show where the entire season plays out a single day, each of the 24 episodes representing one hour of this one oh so exciting day. Wednesday, Temptation Island 2 will rock our world. For those brave young souls who hate Friends and Survivor, Thursday welcomes the season premiere of Family Guy and directly following it, the series premiere of a live-action version of The Tick, created under the supervision of Tick brainchild Ben Edlund and starring Patrick Warburton (Puddy on Seinfeld) as the Tick. The cartoon Tick was the shizzle and I have faith in the live-action version, although I would recommend that everybody go out of their way to catch the live-action Tick while it's hot, because I have a feeling it's gonna be one of those quality television shows that gets canceled after three episodes and lives on in cultdom. Finally, (next) Sunday Sunday Sunday sees the season premieres of The Simpsons and Malcolm in the Middle. My broadcast life is complete once again.

I acquired another WankerCounty button. Whoo!

Greatest American shithole:
(out of 170 votes)
North Hollywood, CA • 103 votes • 61%
Houston, TX • 2 votes • 1%
Flint, MI • 37 votes • 22%
Newark, NJ • 12 votes • 7%
Florida • 16 votes • 9%

Eh.