According to my Chinese teacher, in China, men don't wear green hats because wearing a green hat denotes that your wife is cheating on you. Also: they don't want to be mistaken for elves. Apparently, Ronald McDonald moonlights as an equally frightening rapper. I saw…
Date Archives November 2004
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
If you can only see one film this year about guys who skateboard on icy concrete with one arm in a sling, air their testicles out in open windows after slathering them in Extra Strength Ben-Gay, staple their nipples, throw dead mice at flamboyant peers'…
Four legs good, two legs bad
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Growing Up With G'n'R
Eddie Spaghetti of The Supersuckers: Let's say that the Republican Party is Van Halen and (for the sake of argument we will time travel quite a bit) Abraham Lincoln is the David Lee Roth of Republicans. An ass kicking, slave freeing, minimize-the-government-in-our-lives bad-ass. The glory…
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Unsubstantiated Rumors
I saw a sign at Cinefile that said "Fahrenheit for free." Apparently, in an effort to get as many Americans as possible to see the film before the election, video stores across the country are waiving the usual rental fee for Fahrenheit 9/11 through Election…