Ahem.

Scrubs is not funny.

There. I said it.

I want to like the show, I do.

Everybody I know who likes Scrubs¹ also liked Arrested Development. Well, I liked Arrested Development and have never once laughed during an episode of Scrubs. Not even a "heh." Zach Braff's Punk'd segment was funnier than any of his scenes on Scrubs I've seen.

By no means am I a comedy snob. I loller at stupid shit like "yo momma's breath so bad, it's like she's been eating ass chips."

I just don't understand the appeal of overwrought humour.

Like The Andy Milonakis Show, Scrubs tries too hard to be funny and therefore isn't. It tries too hard to be off the wall.

Defend your show, Scrubs fans.

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¹ is Jewish